PCH09er

📖Story Of My Life

Llesynia takes out her phone and dials the Sheriffs Department and says as soon as someone answers "I'd like to report a robbery in progress a PCHer has come to steal my virginity I thought you'd like to come watch!"  she gave the address then hung up Veronica bursts out laughing and Gia looks at Syn funny but stays laid out on the floor "I figured they'd get here faster if they got to watch free porn!.... is it weird that I believe Sheriff Lamb himself answered!?! I did call his office directly after all!"  Syn says with a shrug which only made Veronica laugh even more "your weird!"  Gia says "at least I'm not a coward!"  Syn replies sharply Gia's eyes widen in fear at her tone "this is the part where you stop drop and roll your way to the door and crawl that sexy ass outta here Veronica Mars!"  Syn teases Veronica chuckles "unfortunately Gia you have to stay put and hope that he doesn't touch you!"  Syn adds "oh and call Logan while you make yourself scarce.... just in case!.... look he KNOWS that you're here but he'll never expect me!.... the only reason he never got too close is because I frighten him!.... as I do most little boys!"  Syn continues Veronica chuckles then starts crawling to the door and makes it out of the building not even two seconds before Cobb entered it.... "Gia could've really used some curtains in here"  Cobb says as he enters the apartment "but then you'd miss watching how boring she could be!"  Syn replies sarcastically as she unsheathes her gun and points it at him Cobb looks at her in surprise "oh I wouldn't try that! I changed the combo while you were "entertaining" your neighbors.... hey I had to piss you off enough to get you over here!.... though I must say Dick does a much better job! I should know I lived with him when I was dating Logan and we lived in one of the live-in suites at the Neptune Grand.... he didn't just entertain his roomies or his neighbors but the entire hotel! now THAT'S how you know your doing it right! and for an added bonus he didn't just have the half baked Gia Goodman but SOOOO many others!.... and sometimes he had them at the same time!.... I know you're TOTALLY jealous right now huh!?!"  Syn asks Cobb takes a cautious step towards her "oh please do come closer that way I can turn this into a self defense claim! but knowing the sheriff all I have to do is start crying and he'll be like putty in my hands as the saying goes.... I know it's almost as disgusting as the thought of being that close to you but....!"  Syn says with a shrug then she continues "....at least the sheriff is cuter some might even call him "sexy" and he smells better too! maybe it's because he actually showers who's to say!?!.... it's probably one of the many reasons he was elected into office a "pretty face" for the cameras and someone that is by far too easily bought.... I at least got along with Don.... he actually cared even though he acted like he didn't half the time!.... sure he let a lot of things slide.... he even shortened my time in prison and erased the reason I was put in prison to begin with from my record.... do you remember the reason why I was put away Cobb!?!"  she asks then she answers her own question for him "because they thought I murdered Edwardo "Thumper" Orozco.... so come on Cobb!.... let's see how much of a man you really are!"  Cobb laughs then says "God I KNEW I should have chosen you!"  Syn asks "you really think I'd be THAT desperate!?! why get myself a little boy when I already have a man!?!"  that pissed Cobb of he raised his gun but before he could even pull the trigger he had a hole in the center of his forehead and his body slumped to the floor cold as ice "there's my self defense claim!"  Syn says under her breath then she looks over at Gia who was still laying on the floor and says "you should know by now Gia I am a master at pissing people off!.... oh and you can get up now.... unless you believe in zombies.... I mean I highly doubt he'd be able to stand up after a headshot but if you....!"  Gia cautiously starts to stand staring at Cobb's dead body in fear "oh and here!"  Syn says handing her gun over to Gia who takes it without even thinking "now if you'll excuse me I have to go wash my hands and change my clothes.... I don't want to get caught covered in GSR"  Syn adds Gia's eyes widen once she realizes what's in her hand "what!?!.... they tried to frame my brother! they owe me!"  Syn says with a shrug then she walks away from Gia and out the front door picking up the orange cat and taking him with her as she walks outside whispering softly to him as she carries him in her arms petting him gently "I do hope Logan's not allergic!"....