Divergent meets TFIOS

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Tris: Hey you stole my face!

Hazel: If that what I look like without my nose nubbins and long hair?

Tobias: Hey, look it's Caleb.

Augustus: Pardon?

Caleb: Why do we look alike?

Tobias: There are two Calebs and two of Tris...

Tris: Well me and Caleb are brother and sister.

Hazel: We're boyfriend and girlfriend.

Augustus: *sticks unlit cigarette in mouth*

Caleb: Hey get that out of my mouth! Well your mouth...

Tobias: I'm confused.... I need cake *goes on hunt for cake*

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