Factions in a bookstore

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Candor- Come on... URGHH!!! I want all of the books in here! But all of you are so stupid and don't know how to price a god damn book!

Erudite- excuse me, Sir, can you direct me to the textbooks? And medical books?

Dauntless- *climbs on bookshelves* I can see Starbucks from here! WAIT! Is that cake?? GUYS THEY HAVE CAKE!!

Abnegation- Would you like me to hold those books for you while you look? Do you have a volunteer program?

Amity- One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish *giggles* This is the best book ever!

Me- *points to Candor* You speak the truth, bookare pricey but worth it.

Me- *points to Erudite* Yeah go shove that textbook up your ass

Me- *points to Dauntless* You love yo cake don't ya? While ya there grab me a coffee

Me- *points to Abnegation* I can hold my own damn books

Me- *nudges the Amity with foot, they burst out laghing hysterically* I think you've had to much bread and now you're high on peace syrum.

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