it was raining. heavily. i lay down on my bed and whisper to myself "damn...when will i get out of dema. this place smells like shit". i wasn't kidding. maybe i would've liked this place better if it wasn't so disgusting.
you know what? i've had enough. i'm leaving this shithole. i packed up my bags and left my room, making sure that i didn't wake anyone up. by anyone i meant the bishops. especially nico. that trash bag of a face can suck it.
then as i was walking, i saw someone.
he walked towards me. i got scared as fuck. i almost shit my pants. "WHO IS YOU" i shouted. "STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME OR I'LL SHAVE YOUR HEAD". little did i know, as he came into the light, his head was already shaved. i thought to myself: who does this egg ass dr phil think he is?.
"please don't be scared, i'm here to help." the egg guy said.
"how do i know that you're helping me?" i replied quivering in fear.
"just trust me. i might be bald but that doesn't mean i'm evil".
i nodded my head. and walked closer to him.
"what's your name? who are you? are u escaping too?"
"yes. my name's tyler. what's yours?"
i got scared. he's bald AND his name is tyler. bald tyler. bald egg tyler. tyler eggseph. i didn't want to tell him my real name. so i faked it.
"it's...erm....jeff." wtf was i thinking?
"hm that's strange, considering you're a gir-"
"wHat? so girls can't have boy names now? is that what you're trying to say?"
"no no i meant,,it's unique..?"
"oh" i replied. i'm such a dumb piece of shit.
we went silent for the next 15 seconds. i start to wonder what's up with this tyler guy.
"so..." i finally spoke. "can i go now?"
tyler took a few steps back. i assumed he meant yes. but i was wrong. he karate kicked me and i fell.
"HA BITCH U THINK IM GONNA LET U GO JUST LIKE THAT??"
"wait wha-"
"GIVE ME YOUR TOES"
"m-my toes..?"
"I SAID GIVE THEM TO ME YOU HOE"
"y-yes tyler"
i took off my toes and gave them to him.
"finally some dinner for me tonight"
wtf? this guy eats toes?
"YES I DO EAT TOES"
"how did yo-"
"I CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS CLIKKIE"
omg he knows my name
"OF COURSE I DO I JUST SAID I CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS YOU COWARD"
"listen man i really need to get out of this place i can't walk without my toes"
"pst you really think i'm gonna give u back your toes? PIECEOFSHOF"
"PLEASE I NEED MY TOES"
before i could get them back. tyler fled. i was now left on the ground. lying down. with no toes. i had to crawl my way back to my room. he's not gonna actually eat my toes is he? i hope not.
"yummy" tyler said. as he ate clikkie's toes.
