This is the most serious thing I have ever written.
Max waz walking to da camp and frowning cuz he's a cute shit. He see David.
"Fuq he cute boi," he whispered yanderely.
He then see David go over to Gwen and slap her skinny ass. Gwen slap her ass too.
He stick finger up at Gwen and poked his tongue out.
'Fuq u Gwenny benny,' he thought.
Gwen flipped him the bird behind her back.
'FUQ SHE CUTE TOO!'
"Hey Max!" Cheered the closeted furry.
Max jumped cuz he waz scared.
"What da fuq!" He screeched.
"What da fuq are u boiis talking 'bout?" Asked Neil.
"Max is stalking David," Nikki shouted.
"U stalking tree boii."
"No..."
...
"Yea I stalk tree boii. He hot as a campfire."
"What was that?" Asked David who was behind him.
"Nothing Davey gravy," said Max, wanting da fuq.
"Let's have counsel session!" Exclaimed David. "Max first."
They go inside cabin and hold hands.
"Davey. You hot as fuq," whispered Max.
"I know. You hot as fuq too," David whispered back.
"I know."
There was an awkward silence.
"I want fuq," said Max.
"I give you fuq."
They fuq.
"That was good fuq," said David.
"I know."
Then the door slammed open and Gwen marched through. She walk to da bed when she realize Dave and Maccs both nakey.
"Why u fuqqing? She asked.
"He hot," they said together.
"I hot too."
David and Max looked at eachother then nodded.
"We know."
"I want fuq too."
"Come get fuq!"
They fuq.
Davey and Max kiss then kissed Gwen. Gwen kissed Gwen then kissed Max and David.
My parents are so proud.
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Camp Camp Oneshots and Ministories (normal version)
FanficThese oneshots have nothing to do with my other book and are just full of random stuff. Mostly Dadvid. Like there is a lot of Dadvid. There isn't a lot of shipping. I make my fanfiction pizzas with extra cheese.
