ok so you know how i said i have unicorn semen in my blood stream right ok so that makes me immortal i know i already said that but--
"hey emma," i hear a handsome and enticing voice come.
"yes?"
"how many ducks do you think are on the world?"
"probably at least four"
"factssssssssSSSSSSssSzzsZSZSSZSZssssSSzSzsZszzZZzzZsssssss"
thats eric, boye. hes very handsome and i like him a lot. however, i cant have him. i belong to edward. literally. he spent money and bought me because i have the gift™ (which stands for gay intellect for thots) and he needed that to transcend time and space. however, my heart belongs to eric. we sneak out at night and do some promiscuous things, like eat mayonnaise straight from the jar.
"do you have any mayonnaise around? im kinda hungry" eric sighs.
"im bought some limited edition™ mayonnaise from heavennwomann's™ that costed me a thousand thousand rupees, but im saving that for later semi-colon end parentheses"
"fine then i guess ill just go and jerk off a unicorn to get more semen to keep you immortal i guess :/ wow that was very rude of you"
"im sorry colon parentheses"
"greater than colon parentheses"
oh no
did he just >:( me
that was
not very
cash money
of him
i cant believe
he would do this
jesus christ lets start over ok
ok so you know how i said i have unicorn semen in my blood stream right ok so that makes me immortal i know i already said that but--
"hey emma," i hear an ugly and revolting voice come.
"yes?"
"how many ducks do you think are on the world?"
"i fucking hate you"
"factssssssssSSSSSSssSzzsZSZSSZSZssssSSzSzsZszzZZzzZsssssss"
thats eric, ugh. hes very ugly and i hate him a lot. however, i wont have him. i belong to edward. literally. he spent money and bought me because i have the gift™ (which stands for gay intellect for thots) and he needed that to transcend time and space. however, my heart belongs to kaitlyn. we sneak out at night and do some promiscuous things, like buy each other seventeen pet horses.
"do you have any dicks around? im kinda hungry" eric sighs.
"im bought some limited edition™ dicks from urmom™ that costed me a million million euros, but im saving that for later semi-colon end parentheses"
"fine then i guess ill just go and jerk off a unicorn to get more semen to keep you immortal i guess :/ wow that was very rude of you"
"good work for me"
"less than colon parentheses"
oh yes
did he just <:( me
that was
very very
cash money
of him
i can believe
he would do this
jesus christ lets end this ok ok
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transcending
Paranormaltranscending takes two people to perform. yet there is only one person in the entire universe who can transcend. all my life ive thought i was weird or different, having strange thoughts, but it turns out that i have the gift™. i am the only person...
