"where is kaitlyn"
"shes on her way" edward rolls his eyes
"okay great cause we need new plates or else how can she serve us dinner"
"true"
"h3y by 7h3 w4y why d1d k417lyn 74k3 7h3 k1d5??" the white one asks
"there are no kids we are merely children" i squint at him
"yes children" edward nods
"because twelve and thirteen year olds are children" keith nods. suddenly the door is opened and there stands a person. or, as i should say, a children.
"hey its a children" i say, looking at her.
"wh3r3 4r3 7h3 k1d5555555555555"
"um you are the kids" she says.
"so i heard you were on a date" eric raises his eyebrows
"yeah so what"
"all of us thought that was hilarious" edward nods, laughing
"yeah cause no one would ever want to date you" keith chimes in
"uh, i mean, sure" she walks into the kitchen, setting a bag of groceries onto the counter
"что на ужин" i hear from the kitchen
"im cooking everyones favourite foods. eric gets deep fried mayonnaise, emma gets just a huge pile of grapes, edwardandkeithgeteachothersdicks, uhh Свен gets baby meat, gamer boy gets a raw egg, and white boy gets mashed potatos"
"what are you eating" i ask her
"oh im gonna go eat out with my date later"
"i thought the date was over by now?" eric asks
"no you just interrupted."
"oh"
"whos the date by the way" eric asks
"yeah we all want to know" edward nods
"please tell us" i add
"we are quaking with anticipation" keith agrees
"wHoS tHaT gAmEr"
"1 kn0w y0u s70l3 7h3 k1d5"
"кто товарищ"
"uhh i dont wanna say"
"whos the date by the way" eric asks
"yeah we all want to know" edward nods
"please tell us" i add
"we are quaking with anticipation" keith agrees
"wHoS tHaT gAmEr"
"1 kn0w y0u s70l3 7h3 k1d5"
"кто товарищ"
"i told you i dont want to tell you"
"whos the date by the way" eric asks
"yeah we all want to know" edward nods
"please tell us" i add
"we are quaking with anticipation" keith agrees
"wHoS tHaT gAmEr"
"1 kn0w y0u s70l3 7h3 k1d5"
"кто товарищ"
"okay literally stop talking"
"whos the date by the way" eric asks
"yeah we all want to know" edward nods
"please tell us" i add
"we are quaking with anticipation" keith agrees
"wHoS tHaT gAmEr"
"1 kn0w y0u s70l3 7h3 k1d5"
"кто товарищ"
"i swear to god if y'all dont stop-"
"whos the date by the way" eric asks
"yeah we all want to know" edward nods
"please tell us" i add
"we are quaking with anticipation" keith agrees
"wHoS tHaT gAmEr"
"1 kn0w y0u s70l3 7h3 k1d5"
"кто товарищ"
"jesus,,, do you really want to know that bad? okay ill tell you i was on a date with your mom"
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transcending
Paranormaltranscending takes two people to perform. yet there is only one person in the entire universe who can transcend. all my life ive thought i was weird or different, having strange thoughts, but it turns out that i have the gift™. i am the only person...
