"what even are your guys' names, again?" i furrow my eyebrows.
"mY nAmE iS bRaD" brad, or 'gamer boy', dabs.
"1 4m wh173 bu7 my n4m3 15 4n70n"
"Свен"
suddenly, i hear a loud crashing through the window.
"what the fuck was that" i jump, and look to the side
"sup" says a muffled voice. we look down to see a girl face planting. shes wearing a dark green hoodie, blue sweatpants, and a white cap.
"uhh who are you?" eric forrows his eyebrows
"my name is, uhhhhhhh OwO" she responds
"OwO? what kind of name is OwO?" keith tilts his head to the side
"ok thats not true"
"what do you mean" edward frowns slightly
"my name is actually natasha. im an old roommate"
"n-natasha?" i ask
"okay, so my name used to be y/n"
"y/n?? w-what?" eric's eyes widen in shock
"what happened to your golden brown hair?" edward asks.
"and your blue orbs?" keith asks, as well.
"well, you see, after i was adopted by one direction, something happened. they tried to kill me, but then i suddenly developed super powers. okay, well, i awakened my super powers. so i killed them. and i realized that there was so much wrong in the world so i became a super hero. but you cant tell anyone."
"oh cool. wh-where is your super suit"
"hm? this is my super suit. i dont know what youre talking about."
"oh worm?"
"yes worm"
"biiiig yikes"
"big yikes indeed"
"so. if you're a super hero now, who do you fight?"
"oh i fight this villain"
"yeah i kNOW thats obvious. who"
"the only kid in town who pays taxes. its kinda really fucking weird."
"oh i see"
"wait a minute," eric taps his chin. "KAITLYN PAYS TAXES"
"ew thats gross" keith says.
"I wholeheartedly concur, my fellow homo sapiens," an unfamiliar voice comes. we all turn and see Свен standing there, holding a teacup.
"what the fuck" edward looks at him
"yo since when did this due speak english what" natasha looks at him
"Hello, there, people," he says. "I have always spoken the English language, yet I have an affinity for Russian. However, I was getting tired of it, albeit an infinitesimal amount of tired."
"you go from russian communist propaganda to perfect english?" i ask
"Yes ma'am," he says. "However, I can speak in Commoner English™ if you so desire."
"yes please" eric nods
"ok then kids" Свен says
"do we still call you Свен if you speak english now" edward asks
"no u can use the english version of that if u want to its sven"
"ok sven"
"ok edward"
"ok sven"
"hey what about the part where natasha was saying that the super villain that she fights is kaitlyn" i ask
"oh yeah that one" natasha nods
"so?? is it kaitlyn or not"
"i guess we'll have to leave that until the next chapter"
"next chapter? what the fuck do you mean next chapter?" eric furrows his eyebrows
"see you next chapter guys" natasha smiles towards nothing and waves. what the fuck.
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transcending
Paranormaltranscending takes two people to perform. yet there is only one person in the entire universe who can transcend. all my life ive thought i was weird or different, having strange thoughts, but it turns out that i have the gift™. i am the only person...
