transcending

chap 6

"soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" i hear from beside me

"what do you want"

"i wanted to give you something."

"what something"

"this something"

"what is it"

"it is a something"

"um i mean what is the something"

"a high five!" he, eric, raises his hand up. "high five" i reach and high five him. "down low" he lowers his hand below his waist, and when i look at it his hand is in the form of an upside down ok symbol.

"mother trUCKER"

"haha gottem"

"youre pretty rude"

"no you"

"no you"

"no you"

my heart is beating fast. some may even say its going doki doki. i am swooning. my-

"коммунизм над капитализмом" i hear a shout. i roll my eyes.

"ugh does he ever shut up about that?"

"dont think so" eric shrugs

"Америка пытается вас обмануть" 

"how do you ever know what hes saying" i ask ask, confused

"i learned russian a few years ago when i had first met him"

"oh, i see"

"mhm"

"what did he say just now?"

"did you not know?"

"i knew what the first one meant but what did the second one mean?"

"go and learn russian for five years and then youll find out"

"wow youre pretty rude"

"thanks"

eric is the worst sometimes. but sometimes hes great. im not sure. i sometimes wonder, though, if i like anyone else. but then i remember that eric is the one true love of my life and that there is no one else who can own my heart. is there?

"as;ldifahwpeoihfasodihapoewifj"

"apowiefasidypaeijhapdoi"

"pawoeihfapwoe8yapodijiap"

"apowiehpaodisjaphi"

"apoiehpawieypawoidj"

";alwiehapoidhapsod"

"pawiughdpasoidhpond"

"aowiepaowisdhpasoidhb"

"ofhdapoewghpiausdhoiasduofhgapweyhfipaodhfpoasihfpoieh[aoweiujp"

"i agree"

"Я голоден" 

"are you?" eric looks at him

"у тебя есть детское мясо"

"im sorry, buddy, but i dont"

"hEyYyYyYyYyYyYyYyYyYyYyYyYyyyYyyyyyyYYYyYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy broskIIiIiiiIIIIIiIIIiIIIiiiIIIIIIis"

"what do you want"

"i just want to let you guys know that i just uwu'd your mom haha get dabbed on"

"um"

"and speaking of uwu'ing people i just uwu'd white boy"

"h1 1m wh173 b0y 4nd 1 jus7 g07 uwu'd by h1m"

"thats kinda sus" eric frowns

"ur mom!!!!!! ohhh get dabbed"

"haha thats not funny"

"коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм коммунизм"