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School Day (Spider-Ham) [Spider-Verse]

Note: Watch the video and you'll understand where this story is going.

Requested by: @yeetskeetmcfeet

Disclaimer: I do not own Spider-Ham, nor Spider-verse.

Warning: Cross-dressing, min bullying, Food Fight

Plot: Ham sneaks into (Y/N)'s School.

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"(Y/N)," (Y/N) looked away from her phone and looked at the cartoon pig. "Yeah?" (Y/N) replied to Porker, who was watching Cartoons on the TV, drinking out of a box of apple juice. "What's your school like?" He asked, before taking a sip of his apple juice. "Uhh, it's alright I guess. I mean, I get to see my friends and I get to doodle dicks on my arm so I guess it's alright." Ham just reply with a hmm before continuing to watch the bunny on the TV. He's planning something (Y/N) could tell.

----(The next morning)----

(Y/N) POV

Probably was a bad idea staying up with Peter watching cartoons. Now I must suffer the consequences by going to school. And to make things worse, I couldn't find my school outfit so now my late to school and going to get in trouble with the fashion police. It's passing period right now when my friend, Miles, came right up towards. "Hey Miles what's-" He soon interrupted me by laughing so hard that he started to cough.

"Ham's, he's, he's-" he continues to laugh. "He's here at school!" His laughing creases a little bit before bursting out laughing. "What?" I had to ask him again before I saw it ... Ham, walking towards us, in my outfit and brown wig I wore in a play I was in. "What the fuck," I whispered, Miles, tried not to laugh as Ham stop in front of us.

"Hey, guys!" He said as he waved at us. "Ham, why are you in my outfit." I inquired before Ham shushes me. "Who's Ham, I'm not Ham, am Bella." Miles couldn't hold it in anymore and laugh hard. Before I could say anything the bell ring. "Why me, out of all people," I whispered, before walking to my class only for Ham to walk beside me.

"How did you even get past security?" I asked, being curious. "Cartoon physics." He answered. I only nodded in response.

---(Lunch Time)---

No-ones POV

It's almost through the day and yet no have realized the elephant in the room. Or pig but never mind That. It was lunch period and (Y/N), Miles and Ham, er, Bella, where all at the same table when one of the popular girl "accidentally" dropped her mash potatoes on (Y/N). "Oops sorry!" She hisses, as (Y/N) groan. "Not again!" (Y/N) grabs a napkin and whips the food off of her clothes.

Ham then add an idea hit him. Grabbing the mash potatoes he yeeted them across the room and hit the girl on the head. "Bull's-eye!" (Y/N) laugh was so hard as the girl face soon turn bright red. "Who did this!" She yelled, pointing to her head. "Whelp were all dead," Miles said as the girl came right towards their table.

Before jock yelled "Food Fight!" And hit the girl in the face. Ham changed the lunchroom into a war zone. (Y/N), Ham, and Miles were winning until the teachers stop it (somehow). Now all three of them were in the office. "Definitely worth it." (Y/N) said out loud, waiting for their turn in the office.

"Yep," Ham replied, picking out a piece of bacon out of his hair. "Miles Morales." The office assistant said out loud opening the principal door for him. (Y/N) could only pray that Miles don't get in too much trouble. After all she and Ham was the one who got him in trouble in the first place. Ham couldn't help but notice (Y/N) school outfit being cover in mash potatoes.

How long has she been messing with (Y/N)? (Y/N) tired yawn brought Ham to reality. "Dang I forgot how," (Y/N) yawned again. "How tired I was." Ham then had a lightbulb pop in thin air, No seriously, a lightbulb. The lightbulb though faded into thin air and Ham poked (Y/N)'s shoulder.

"You can sleep on my lap if you want to," Ham suggested, making (Y/N) eyes widened a little bit. "Ham, no I can't do that." (Y/N) tired to argue but no use. She found herself in Ham's small lap, feeling herself fall into a deep slumber. (Y/N) woke up in the middle of her bed at her own apartment, feeling confused out of her mind. Cartoon physics, of course.

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