Escape the Fate and Falling in Reverse One Shots

Dirty Jokes

(Michael X Thrasher)

Michael's POV:

"Just put the meat down, Monte!" I said, glaring at my brother, who just burst out laughing. "What?"

"I don't wanna put the meat down by you, Michael." Monte replied, his laughter now turned into a high pitched wheezing sound. I will admit, I smiled at his joke. Soon enough, Thrasher walked in, a look of confusion on his face.

"We're cracking dirty jokes, apparently." I say, answering his look. "So, what's up?"

"Hard dicks and middle fingers, what's up with you?" Thrasher replied, causing Monte to nearly die laughing.

"Well then." I say, smirking a bit. "My dick and, soon to be, your middle finger in me." Monte suddenly stopped laughing. He gave me a look of 'what the fuck?' My cheeks burned bright red.

"Michael," Thrasher began, clearly also embarrassed. "D-do you... like me?"

"Yes." I said, just above a whisper as I looked down to my feet. Thrasher seemed a bit hateful towards me. Or, at least, I thought he hated me. He walked over, not taking his gaze off me. I was preparing to be punched in the face when the unthinkable happened. He grabbed my face in his palms and kissed me. Kevin mother fucking Thrasher, kissed me. Not just any kiss, but one of true passion, love. I melted into it, after a moment. I couldn't believe it. My crush was actually kissing me. Our moment was quickly interrupted by my rude brother, however. Monte let out a noise that sounded like 'ktth.'

"Get a room." He said, turning to walk away as Thrasher and I stare deep into each other's eyes. I know this is gonna be one hell of an amazing night.