seventy three ; groupchat texting

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[groupchat]

dan created a new chat

dan added phil, dodie & felix

phil renamed the groupchat to sex

sex

dan: really phil?

dodie: wow this is so mature, are we having a gangbang?

dan: it wouldn't be a gangbang without mabel dummy

felix: what have i been added to?

phil: it was the first word that came to my head

dan: SEX?!

phil: yup

dan: okay sure

dan: so um i made this groupchat to talk about something impOrtant. not about sex!!

felix: omg i know what this is about

phil: wait this isnt a joke???????????????

dodie: THAT'S WHY MABEL ISN'T IN THIS CHAT OOHHHHH

dan: yeah so um what the fuck do i do

phil: go to a restaurant or something

felix: that's too cliche phil

phil: she likes cliche?

dodie: babe, she doesn't.

dodie: just like go and have a picnic at the local park or something. nothing much, maybe get a yobu and like get a subway lol

dan: it sounds like a plan

felix: when are you planning on doing this?

dan: not too soon i guess.

felix: yeah like you'll keep to your word about that dAN

dodie: bet

phil: bet

dan: bet

felix: bet

dan: wait what?

dan: no

dan: no bets

dan: i'll do it in two days.

felix: omg

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