New Girl (Loki x Reader)

Chapter 5

The next morning you were sleeping soundly, then loud fast knocking woke you up.

"Who is it!?" you yelled.

"It's me, stupid!"

Darcy.

The doors opened and in came Darcy and Fandral.

" Get up! He agreed to help!!" yelled Darcy.

You shooed them out. The servants had brought you Asgardian dresses. Well if you wanted to woo a god you might as well wear the native clothing.

You chose a silver dress and put it on. It was nice.

When you came out, Darcy looked you over.

"Well now I feel stupid. Can we go back so I can change into one of those dresses?"

You ended up waiting on Darcy with Fandral.

"So, (y/n). What do you find attractive in Loki? You barely know him."

You sighed. "He's really handsome. And his voice is just so soothing. I like, want him to read me books and poems."

Fandral laughed. "You are an odd little woman."

You laughed.

"Anyway, is your friend, uh Darcy, is she um...how do you mortals say it...dating anyone?"

"Awwww does someone have a little crushy crush?" you responded.

"What does that mean?"

You sighed. Right. Asgardian mofos just don't get it.

"It means that you like someone, in this case Darcy."

"Oh.. I see." Fandral blushed furiously.

"And no, she's not dating anyone. And I think you should go for it." you happily said.

"I'm sorry, go for it?"

You facepalmed. "You should take a chance and try to woo her with your charms and what not."

He raised his eyebrows. "Do you really think I can woo her?"

"Of course! Here's some advice. Don't be creepy, don't be heavily weird, be funny, and don't mention tasers. She will go on and on about why everyone should carry one."

Fandral looked confused. "What's a taser?"

Darcy came out of the room wearing a crimson Asgardian dress. " Do I look too girly?"

You casuallu nudged Fandral.

"Er...uh.. you look stunning, maiden Darcy." Said Fandral.

Darcy smiled. "Thanks. Well off to find prince charming!"

"We're finding Loki?" asked Fandral.

"No not the actual prince charming! The rebound prince charming! The one (y/n) is going to take to the ball!"

All Fandral could do was nod.

You and Darcy followed Fandral to the courtyard and once you made it to the rose bushes, Fandral stopped and faced you two.

"Alright so are you looking for someone that looks about the right age for you?" Fandral asks you.

"Yes."

Fandral nodded. "Okay. Up ahead by the tree is Sir Bragi, god of poetry and music."

You looked to the direction Fandral was pointing to. There was a young man leaning against the tree, reading a book.