New Girl (Loki x Reader)

Chapter 9

The next day you woke up rather late.. yet everyone else was still asleep from the party last night.

You got up and got dressed in an asgardian dress.

Since you were feeling alittle lazy that day, you left your hair down. You just brushed it out alittle bit.

When you were done, you left your chambers and wandered the palace, soon finding your way outside.

You walked around, realizing you were alone. So you went back in and knocked on Darcy's door.

"Darcy. Darcy. Darcy. Darcy. Darcy. Darcy. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Darcy."

You knocked and knocked but there was no answer.

Damn.

Still sleeping.

You had no one else to spend time with.....

Except....

~*~*~*~*~

You knocked and knocked.

You've been standing out there for about three minutes and you were getting extremely impatient.

So you decided to just go in and wake Loki up.

You opened the door and...

"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!" Loki screamed.

He...

He...

He was naked...

And all you could do was freeze in.shock, then out of curiousity your eyes traveled down.

When you seen his weewee you half screamed and half laughed.

"GET OUT!!" Loki yelled.

You quickly shut the door, walking down the hall laughing.

Thor turned from a corner and headed towards you. He smiled wide at you since you were laughing.

"Good morning, maiden (y/n). Why are you laughing?"

You started to laugh harder, forcing Thor to laugh as well.

You tried to tell him what happened but once you started you just burst out laughing again. Your face turned red and your stomach started to hurt, but you still continued to laugh.

Thor continued to laugh with you, no clue on why you were laughing.

And Loki happened to pass by.

"STOP LAUGHING!!" he said then walked away quickly.

Thor laughed harder.

"What's with him?" He asked.

"I seen his junk." You said, still laughing.

Thor looked confused but still had a smile on his face. "What do you mean?"

"Let's just say I seen all of him." You said, still laughing.

Thor stopped laughing all together.

"Oh no...how did you react?"

You stopped laughing but you still had a smile. "I don't know I kind of just froze then i scream..laughed. I scream laughed....I scraughed."

Thor shook his head. "My brother is really sensitive about himself! You must have made him feel bad!"

"But it's no big deal, it's just a-"

"It's his body and he used to be really confident with it. So fix it. That's all I can tell you."

~*~*~*~*~*~

You found Loki in the library reading a book on who knows what since you didn't understand the language.

You casually sat next to him. "Heeyyyy."

Loki looked at you, closed the book, left it on the table, and got up.

As he made his way to the door, you quickly got up and followed him out into the empty corridor.

"Loki!" You called.

Loki turned around with a furious look on his face.

"What do you want?!"

You stepped back alittle. Imaginary guide book says do not approach an angry Loki too closely when you had invaded his natural habitat.

"I wanted to apologize about earlier.. I should have kept knocking.."

Loki stepped forward alittle and crossed his arms, his leather black tunic making silent noises as he shifted.

"Why would you even barge into a man's chambers just like that?" He asked.

"Umm....Well I thought you would be asleep and I thought since you seem like a well brought up man that you wouldn't be playing with yourself."

Loki rolled his eyes and facepalmed.

"Oh gods, that's the first time I've heard it been put that way but I still know what you meant! Why did you even laugh any way?"

You shrugged. " Well I got nervous and I was shocked and embarrased and I didn't mean to laugh. Your......um....peanut is very umm....it's very nice looking and cute and oh gods I'm horrible at this why am I complimenting your nugget!?" You smacked yourself on the head.

Loki slowly backed away. "Just...leave me alone."

He then turned around and walked away quickly.

You face palmed. "Nice going, genius. Now he'll never find you attractive." You said to yourself.

You felt like you needed some air. Some nice fresh scented air.

So you went back out to the garden to clear your mind of all the events of this morning.