New Girl (Loki x Reader)

Chapter 1

"Umm well my story begins like...two weeks ago. It was my ex boyfriend's birthday and I was heading over to his apartment to wish him a happy birthday and spend some time with him. So since I have the key, I went in and I heard like noises so I thought ooooo it's a ghost, you know? Cause who doesn't think ghosts are awesome!! Anyway, long story short I caught him in bed with some other skank and he didn't even seemed shocked to be caught! He just got off, came up to me and said it was over just like that and slammed the door on my face. Soo I've been letting out emotions by watching a TV show and well...yeah. I eat ice cream and cake. And I sing all the time. I'm known to walk in on naked people and I also have a bad habit at leaving my door unlocked so people have walked in on me like changing or fresh out the shower butt naked hahaha! Oh here I go talking about random things that didn't relate to the question! Hey! That happened in New Girl! Yaayy! Anyway, what was the question?" You said, seated in front of Thor, Lady Sif and the Warriors Three, and Loki.

"Are you Midgardian...." answered Thor.

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*Yesterday night*

You got up quickly to answer your ringing phone. Your best friend, Darcy Lewis, was calling. She checked in on you alot since the break up.

"Hey, ugly." you answered.

"Hi, stupid. How are you?" she asked.

You sighed. "I think I gained weight."

"No shit, you've already eaten a whole bakery!" said Darcy.

"Hey! I need it right now ok? You know my boyfriend was the love of my life!" you whined.

"Uh, (y/n), correction. Ex boyfriend." you could hear her smartassy smirk.

"Ha ha very funny." you rolled your eyes.

"Indeed, sir. Anywho I need to go. I'll check on you like tomorrow, kay stupid?" assured Darcy.

"Kay ugly. Byee best friend!"

You hung up and sighed. You were bored and tired so since there was nothing on T.V., you decided to go to sleep.

~•~•~

Your sleeping time was coming at an end. You became aware that you were awake but you didn't open your eyes. It smelled like the ocean in your room...

Why?

You even heard waves...Oh God...

Was there an explosion or an earthquake or something that caused your bed to land in the water?

No that didn't make any sense.

Then you opened up your eyes.. and you were on some sort of beach...

What the hell?!

You screamed.

You got up and in a distance you seen a golden building.

Well more like golden pipes. That's what it looked like!

And there was also a rainbow road.

"Oh my gosh I'm in the Mario Kart universe!" you exclaimed.

You squinted your eyes to see if you could spot any go karts or Mario or Luigi.

"Hello?!" you heard a man call from a distance.

"Over here!!" you called back.

You heard a soft splashing in the water then spotted a boat of some sort. When it was right in front of you, you seen that it wasn't touching the ground.

"Cool! A flying boat!"

Then you looked at its driver.

Wait. He didn't look like in the video game at all. But you knew exactly who this was because he wore the signature color.

"Hey! I know who you are!" you pointed.

"No time. Heimdall sent me to get you. He seen you." The guy said.

"Who's Heimdall?" you asked.

"He's Asgard's gate keeper."

Asgard?

"Assguard? So is this like a place where people have to guard their ass like 24/7 because practically everyday is Slap Ass Friday?" You asked. Then you instantly covered your butt.

The guy looked at you like you were stupid.

"No...we do not have to guard our rear ends because we hit each other there. That is highly inappropriate." the guy answered.

"Ok. Anyway, I know who you are!!" you exclaimed.

The guy sighed. "Who am I?"

You grinned. "You're Luigi! Except instead of a green hat with an L you are wearing some sort of funky looking wild bull golden horns. It's pretty weird ugly and pathetic looking actually." you said.

'Luigi' glared at you.

~Loki's P.O.V.~

He really didn't understand half the things she said.

But he found her a bit annoying! First of all, his name was not Luigi!

Why was this lost girl calling him Luigi!?

And what really pissed him off whas that she called his helmet ugly and pathetic. That they reminded her of a wild bull.

He glared at her. Oh how he wished he could just leave her here and never return. But orders are orders.

"Get in. Now." he ordered.

He watched as she struggled to get on.

He smirked while she gave him the 'Help me' look but he turned away, clearly indicating that he wasn't going to help.

Thud.

"Ow!"

He smirked again. "Ah, finally you've decided to come aboard."

He shifted the lever of the boat and header right back to Asgard. Heimdall had told Odin about seeing a girl asleep at the beach and Loki happened to be passing by the throne room. So he was stuck with getting this fool of a girl back to Asgard.

"Hey Luigi!" she said.

"Ugh! My name is not Luigi!!" Loki yelled.

"....Then what is it?" the girl asked.

He sighed. "My name is Loki."

"Oooooohhhhhhhhh. My name is (y/n)."