- Chapter Five -
"No.. don't eat that.. no.. its poison.... its..."
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"MOMMM!!!"
I sat up with a start, scared for a moment, before I saw Gerard, Bandit, and Hailey standing on my bed.
Hailey was right infront of me.
"Oi. Personal space, lab rat.." I yawned and stretched out, feeling the need to pull myelf up into a correct sitting position.
"Get uppp!"
I looked over and up to Gerard.
"What..? I don't know how the coffee machine works.." He pouted slightly at me.
"Lets go do something fun!" Bandit cried.
"Yea Mama..! You promised!" Hailey backed her up.
"Pick something to call me and call me it please the range goes from 'Mommy' to 'lady frannn' (like Lady Friend) all the time." I teased her, smiling softly and getting out of bed, which caused everyone to jump off of my bed.
"So.. coffee, and then a tall glass of fun?" I looked from Gerard to Hailey to Bandit smiling, because OH, was I one TALL glass of fun...~
Oh god that was terrible.. I'm so sorry.
"Coffee first!" Gerard yelled, and then quickly ran out of my room, making Bandit and Hailey follow him like ducklings.
I followed out as well, but at a much.. slower.... pace.
"MOOOOOOM!"
I walked into the kitchen. "moom? Is that like moon but with a m instead of n?"
Bandit and Hailey giggled.
"Yea!" Hailey smiled triumphantly and turned to Bandit, before they ran off into the back yard.
"Well aren't you all just full of energy." I yawned out.
Gerard laughed. "I just am always ready for some good Ol' fun.." He tilted his head every possible way until his neck popped, to which he yelped, and then sighed in relief from.
"Neck cramps..?" I giggled out.
"Ugh.. yea. That hurt like a bitch but now I feel better." He siled slightly and stared at me for a moment.
"PEASANT!"
I yelped at his sudden screaming and laughed. "WHAT YOUR ROYAL SASS!?" I screamed back.
"WOULD THOU MAKETH ME FUCKIN' COFFEE?!"
"NO THY SHALL NOT MAKETH YOU BEAN WATER WITH A BIT OF CREAMY COW MILK AND THIS ODD SUBSTANCE THOU CALLETH SUGARR! I, RILEY FURNUGGET SHALL MAKETH MIENSELF COFFEE, BECAUSE-ETH THOU ASKED IMPO-FUCKIN'-LIGHTELY." I screamed back at him yet again, which just made him burst into laughter.
"I-" He was laughing to much to even try and scream back, so I proceeded to make coffee.
I pushed a cup at him and he looked in it.
"What the fuck. Did you put an invisibility spell on my coffee woman.." He stared at the cup for a moment before shaking it at me and screaming. "WHITCHCRAFT!!!"
I giggled. "Please spare me almighty Sass Quee-- Pri-- uhh.." I started to laugh again.
"DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FUCKING SASS QUEEN?! " He yelled.
I was genuinly scared this time, but as I opened my mouth he screamed.
"BECAUSE YOU'D BE DAMN STRAIGHT!"
I laughed so hard I was crying, I was on the floor, curled up crying of laughter.
"Jesus christ Gerard shut the hell up I can't breath!!" I yelled, out of breath from laughing.
"FOR MILLIONS!!!" He began to shout and scream.
"STOP!" Iwas laughing so hard by this point. He was singing now.
"THIS LIFE--!"
"GERARD I CANT BREATH SHAA" I stated coughing.
"Oh shit. Riley are you okay!?" He immediatley knelt down next to me to see if I was okay, and I giggled through my coughing.
"waahhtttttr" I tried
"Waters for quiters." He retorted.
I began to laugh even more. Why would he even.. Phhhh..
"WAAAHHHTTRRRRR..!!" I tried, laughing to hard to form real words.
"WATER. IS. FOR. QUITERS." He stood up and grabbed a bottle of water out of my fridge, before kneeling back down by me.
"Here ya go..-" he mumbled "quiter.."
He stood back up smirking slightly, and then headed off to find out where the two little paranah fish had gone to.
I finished the coffee amd brough out two cups, one for me and one for him.
As I walked into the backyard I saw them all runnning around, I guess playing tag or something.
"Oi! Coffee's done!" I yelled across the lawn.
"YAY!" Gerard ran over and bandit and Hailey followed.
"So can we do something fun now?!" Hailey cried.
"Well.. Ya know I DID buy cake and cookie mix...." I smirked a little.
Hailey and Bandit looked at eachother and then back at me, and started to jump up and down.
"YEA!" They said in unison. I laughed a little bit, they were so cute!
"Lets go set it up then!" I yelled and we all ran into the kitchen.
"I have to actually set up the cake one if we're gonna do it, so we'll put the cookies in and I'll gather all of the stuff we need for the cake, and then we can make cake!" I smiled.
"Okai!" Hailey smiled back at me. Gerard smiled to from his standing point behind them.
Gerard suddenly had an idea, I could tell from the look on his face.
"I know what we can do while she is working on setting the cake up." He smirked slightly, and I knew this was going to end up with my cleaning up a mess again...
