Lmao look part 2. I relate to Patrick in this on a deeper level. I wrote this at 1AM. Don't judge sksks
Patrick
Ewewewwew sunlight. What the fuck, honestly, it's too early for this. Eugh.
A buzzing from my bedside table brings me from my grumbling to the glaring screen. I wince a bit at its brightness, and see that my asshole fiancé has texted me.
PetErr: morning sunshine! <3 Hope my little Patrick doesn't feel grumpy this morning like every day! Meet you at the venue ;;;;;;;)))))) love you XX
Me lmao: skskks fuck off douche bag. Love you too but that's too much honey
PetErr: wow u can tell we're not straight we both use the gay™ sign of 'skskskks'
Really, Pete? To be honest, it was true.
Me lmao: mmmm, it's true skskksksks. Love you <3
PetErr: Love you too, now get out of bed, asshole.
Me lmao: fuck off my lovely fiancé :)
I sigh, and turn my phone off, already missing Pete.
Grumbling, I get out of the blissfully warm sheets, to eyeing the suit hung up in the wardrobe.
I'm getting married today.
I think it only just got me now. I'm marrying the love of my life today and I'm grumbling about getting out of bed. I shake my head, run a hand through my hair, and head wearily to the bathroom...
Not without texting him that I literally just realised I was marrying him. God, my texts are so much nicer after the 10AM mark.
Honestly, I feel like Pete specifically booked the sermon and reception and all that crap later because he knew I wouldn't get out of bed. But he knows that it's probably because I am a depressed little kid inside, but whatever.
I get dressed... On my own. My parents wouldn't come because they're homophobic assholes. Oh well, sucks to be them. I've accepted their hate a long time ago- even if it still hurts to this day.
But Pete loves me enough to make up for it.
And even though he can be an obnoxious meme-machine sometimes. He is mine.
And I love him for that.
Lmao so short but it's like, really late. And I know it's not great but oh well 😂👏
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