Just a cheeky book promotion by yours truly. It's called 'The Worst Peterick Fanfiction Ever' and it's basically a combination of a shit-load Peterick cliches really badly written. It's super fun to write. Here's the first chapter:
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Patrick sat on his bed very sadly, his alcoholic step-father had shouted at him yet again for being gay.
"Why don't I stand up to him? It's not like my whore mother who sleeps around and comes home late at night is going to stop him :( I feel so suicidal!1!1!!!!!11!!1!" The author writes with no suspense or understanding of being in that position. Patrick sniffles on his bed just as he receives a text.
Unknown number: I know abt u I wan't 2 help u
Patrick gasped. Who could know about him?!?!?!?!?!?!?
"If only it was my bully Peter Wentz." Patrick sighed aloud. Patrick had a secret crush on the notorious bully Peter Wentz. Unfortunately that hot piece of ass bullied Patrick bc he was gay and had low self-confidence. :(
Patrick replied to the unknown text person.
Patrick: who r you
Unknown number: Call me PW rawr
Patrick wondered. Who was PW?!?!?!?!?!
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FanfictionAll types of shitty stories to fuel your (and my) Peterick obsession lmao. //They get better and longer the newer they get// *^REQUESTS OPEN^* ~ Trigger warnings will be put at the top of each chapter. There will be no swear warnings, as there wil...
