Hoot hoot bitches

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Owl 1: I just delivered some fudge the boy looked so happy when I dropped it off

Owl 2: I just delivered news to my owner that her little brother just displayed his first case of accidental magic

Hedwig while cleaning her feathers: oh that's nice I just delivered a secret message to an innocent escaped prisoner who was disguised as a dog that detailed plans for destroying the most evil wizard this world has ever known

Owl 1: ....

Owl 2: ....

Hedwig: hoot hoot bitches

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