"Dadfoot"

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*Sirius never goes to Azkaban*
Sirius ends up raising Harry and obviously Remus is there to make sure that Sirius doesn't either (a) spoil Harry into oblivion (b) accidentally kill Harry.
So Harry growing up with them goes to hogwarts and gets asked questions like "do you have a mum" and Harry replies with "sort of I have a moony"
And Sirius hears this on holiday and starts referring to Remus as 'moomy' because he's horrible
After some time of This Remus turns around and give Siruis a Completly deadpan look and says
"Dadfoot"

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