Jokes moony & padfoot

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So everyone knows the head canon of Remus being super sarcastic with really snappy one-liners, but he only says them so the marauders can hear, right like he says it under his breath and then his friends crack up, and everyone else is like "???" Because they didn't hear the joke
Well I think, that post Azkaban, Sirius and Remus would sit next to each other at Grimmauld place, and during super important meetings, remus would be cracking really dry sarcastic jokes under his breath so that only Sirius could hear them and Sirius wouldn't be able to keep from laughing and everyone would look at him like, "wtf are you doing were literally discussing Voldemort right now" and remus being a giant piece of shít would 100% throw Sirius under the bus and play innocent. (Because who you gonna believe the ex felon sort of, or a kindly ex professor 
And this would happen every order meeting and no one would ever catch on and Sirius would be so irritated, it would be great

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