Contradiction (short story)

Contradiction

I am Fat.

Good job, Captain fucking obvious. I see you are still feeling sorry for yourself.

I am Lonely.

Good! This entire pathetic act that you're pulling is very fucking boring!

Help me.

Because you are so very alone right? Jesus, do you even hear the words coming out of your mouth now?

No one hears my screams, my cries for help. I don't let them.

Mary Mary, quite fucking contrary! God help me, contradicting much?

I need help.

Only Jesus can help you now, honey!

I hate myself.

If I was you, I certainly would too, but thank fuck I'm not.

I just need it to end.

Stop fucking talking, it's become annoying. Screw that, it was annoying to fucking begin with!

I need someone to share my pain with.

Whoever it is, is very fucking unfortunate.

Hey, shut the fuck up! Some of us have things to do in the morning!

*Sorry for the language.