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Me: Mags
Me: Maggie
Me: Maggie Mae
Me: Maggie Mae Thomas
Me: ***violent British accent** Miss, Thomas, your tea is ready. Shall I call in the Queen?
Me: I hate tea it's like piss water
Me: yuck
Me: I drink Gatorade bc I'm a badass
Me: you wanna know why I'm a badass?
Me: .....bc I drink it without exercising
Me: WEEWOOWEEWOO
Me: that's my impression of a siren
Me: Maggie where are you??
Me: you can't be sleeping it six in the evening
Me: I s2g if ur with Alex
Me: I'm bout ready to pop ur ass
Me: gettin sick and tired of ur shit
Me: oh...
Me: you did say this morning , when I was ASLEEP that you were going on a date today
Me: this is just great
Me: I hope he takes you to Taco Bell
Me: and you get pregnant by the time you get home
Me: you and I would make cute babies
Me: I'm just saying
Me: in case you were deciding who to have babies with
Me: your blue eyes and my dimples = perfection
Me: if it's a boy = my big dick ok?¿
Me: I am so bored mags.
Me: ugh :/
Me: I hope you didn't dress up for this date
Me: his date better be mediocre at best
Me: bc I want my first date with you to blow you away **violently blows**
Me: omFG THAT SOUNDED SO INAPPROPRIATE SHIT
Me: IGNORE ME BLOWING YOU
Oh my god, Harry. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission.
Me: OMFG IM MAKING IT WORSE
Me: :x
Me: hey I know what I want to change my name to
Me: **violent drum roll**
Me: KIM KARDASHIAN
Me: that would've been funnier if you were actually talking rn
Me: ugh peasants
Me: I'm going to go rest in my mansion
Me: have the butler bring me food
Me: I CAN'T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS
Me: Maggie pls I'm so bored
Me: can't u blow him off and talk to me
Me: ugh so uncool
Me: you with all these side hoes
Me: im the main bitch tho
Me: ....right?
Me: I s2g if you say no and say Alex is
Me: damn I hate that guy
Me: HES NO T MY KIND OF PAL.
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Maggie: sorry I just got dropped off.
Maggie: that bitch drives a bMW A BMW
Maggie: and I dikdolknslknakndkj fbhkna;lm,lkm
Maggie: why did you call me Thomas I'm so confused mY LAST NAME IS HALL WHAT
Maggie: oh wait that's Alex's last name.
Maggie: I see what you did there
Maggie: sorry I'm a little out of it rn
Maggie: I'm definitely having babies with Alex. our blue eyes and my brown hair and his everything = gods baby
Maggie: he didn't get me Taco Bell. :(
Maggie: he did take me to this amazing Mexican place and oMFG
Maggie: did you know Alex is smart like me??? He's ranked third in your class
Maggie: sexy and smart I'm done
Maggie: he is so sweet I can't
Maggie: I feel like I'm too cynical and mean for him
Then be with me, Maggie.
Me: wow you just had a rootin tootin good time huh
Maggie: I did
Maggie: maybe he'll be my boyfriend.
Maggie: omg i haven't had a boyfriend since the beginning of sophmore year which would be like auGUST 2013
Maggie: omfgomfg
...No words. None at all.
Me: bye
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I'm so excited bc next chapter starts the Maggie/Alex text dialogue fun right?¿
This chapter is dedicated to damehoran who always tells me she loves my story and actually reads my author notes even tho she's sad bc Hargie. ily.
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