[[ M A G G I E ]]
Me: if we're friends again...
Unknown Number: yeah?
Patrick Star: finiSH YOUR SENTENCE
Me: nevermind.
Patrick Star: you changed my name, didnt you?
Patrick Star: dammit Maggie
Patrick Star: five minutes in and you've already changed it
Patrick Star: what is it?¿
Me: You're Patrick and I'm Spongebob. ❤
Patrick Star: how come you're only romantic when comparing me to a stupid, pink cartoon character?
Me: waY TO RUIN IT
Patrick Star: you started it
Me: absolutely not.
Me: you did.
Patrick Star: no. you.
Me: nope. You did.
Patrick Star: no. you started it when you stole my heart.
Me: no. you started it when you said you loved me.
Patrick Star: you started it when you replied to my text.
Me: nope.
Patrick Star: how come we're only romantic when we're arguing?
Me: because yolo
Patrick Star: nO. NOT YOLO.
Me: yolo
Patrick Star: stahp
Me: yolo
Patrick Star: if I wasn't such a pacifist, I'd hit you
Me: if I wasn't so amazingly perfect, I'd hit you.
Patrick Star: guess you should hit me
Me: ruDE. FINE.
Me: SOMEBODY'S FULL OF PISS AND VINEGAR TODAY
Me: I get it. I get it.
Patrick Star: I love you
Me: NO. NEVERMIND.
Me: bAI
Patrick Star: maggie
Pussy Cat: magGIE
Pussy Cat: you're ignoring me
Pussy Cat: I get it
Pussy Cat: guess I'll just tell jokes until you get back
Pussy Cat: just so your phone doesn't get lonely
Pussy Cat: bc I'm nice and think about your phones feelings
Pussy Cat: lets see
Pussy Cat: where should I start...
Soon-to-be Ex-Bae: How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?
