thirty-three ✉

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Wifey: hey hey

Wifey: hey

Wifey: yO

Wifey: BRUH

Wifey: get your ass up

Wifey: it's only tuesday hoe

Wifey: you have school

Wifey: dem seniors need to get their shit together

Wifey: i need you assholes out of here

Wifey: bc it's my turn

Wifey: WOO

Wifey: srsly though

Wifey: if i find out that you were sleeping

Wifey: at 8:15

Wifey: when school starts in FIFTEEN MINUTES

Wifey: i will tell your mother

Wifey: and she'll be like, "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

Wifey: "WHYYYYYYY DID I LET MY SON SLEEP IN?"

Wifey: "WHHHHHHHY?"

Wifey: she'll be sooo disappointed in you and herself

Wifey: and i'll be disappointed in you

Wifey: and if we're all disappointed

Wifey: THEN WHAT?

Wifey: wow

Wifey: i've sent a lot of texts

Wifey: i am so bored

Wifey: pls entertain me

Wifey: LIFE IS A TIRESWING

Wifey: do you purposely ignore me when you know i'm struggling?

Wifey: because i do that to you sometimes

Wifey: oops. i mean... oops.

Wifey: i'm shutting up now

Wifey: this has been terribly awkward

Wifey: i'm just going to eat this burnt biscuit and pretend i never texted when you finally reply

Me: you okay there maggie?

Me: i couldn't sworn you were dying with the excessive amount of texts

Me: i thought excessively texting was my thing?

Me: you just have to be better than me at everything?

Me: i get it.

Wifey: i wasn't

Wifey: i was just bored

Wifey: and i missed you so

Wifey: so i was just like

Wifey: texting?

Wifey: besides school starts in like ten minutes

Wifey: and i thought you weren't here.

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