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Wifey: hey hey
Wifey: hey
Wifey: yO
Wifey: BRUH
Wifey: get your ass up
Wifey: it's only tuesday hoe
Wifey: you have school
Wifey: dem seniors need to get their shit together
Wifey: i need you assholes out of here
Wifey: bc it's my turn
Wifey: WOO
Wifey: srsly though
Wifey: if i find out that you were sleeping
Wifey: at 8:15
Wifey: when school starts in FIFTEEN MINUTES
Wifey: i will tell your mother
Wifey: and she'll be like, "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Wifey: "WHYYYYYYY DID I LET MY SON SLEEP IN?"
Wifey: "WHHHHHHHY?"
Wifey: she'll be sooo disappointed in you and herself
Wifey: and i'll be disappointed in you
Wifey: and if we're all disappointed
Wifey: THEN WHAT?
Wifey: wow
Wifey: i've sent a lot of texts
Wifey: i am so bored
Wifey: pls entertain me
Wifey: LIFE IS A TIRESWING
Wifey: do you purposely ignore me when you know i'm struggling?
Wifey: because i do that to you sometimes
Wifey: oops. i mean... oops.
Wifey: i'm shutting up now
Wifey: this has been terribly awkward
Wifey: i'm just going to eat this burnt biscuit and pretend i never texted when you finally reply
Me: you okay there maggie?
Me: i couldn't sworn you were dying with the excessive amount of texts
Me: i thought excessively texting was my thing?
Me: you just have to be better than me at everything?
Me: i get it.
Wifey: i wasn't
Wifey: i was just bored
Wifey: and i missed you so
Wifey: so i was just like
Wifey: texting?
Wifey: besides school starts in like ten minutes
Wifey: and i thought you weren't here.