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Joe Jonas: magdalene
Joe Jonas: jerk
Me: bitch
Joe Jonas: TRY MY LIFE
Me: at least i'm not a washed up teen heartthrob who got told up by taylor swift bye
Joe Jonas: what
Joe Jonas: I'M TAYLOR LAUTNER?
Me: no.
Joe Jonas: ....oh.
Joe Jonas: i don't want to be Joe Jonas change it :(
Me: so needy
Whiney Bitch: thanks bae
Me: is it saturday yet
Whiney Bitch: it's tuesday
Me: not wearing pink until tomorrow
Whiney Bitch: i didn't know you wore pink
Whiney Bitch: i thought you only wore black to match your soul
Me: i thought you only wore ugly to bring out your face
Whiney Bitch: THAT WASN'T EVEN A INSULT
Whiney Bitch: MAGGIE UR SHIT IS PISSING ME OFF
Whiney Bitch: LEARN TO INSULT BETTER I S2G
Whiney Bitch: i still love you though
Me: ahahahahahahahahah no
Me: where are you
Whiney Bitch: at home
Me: why
Whiney Bitch: i'm tired and school is too much work
Me: rlly
Whiney Bitch: rlly
Me: way to leave me hanging
Whiney Bitch: being home means i can entertain you more tho
Me: then entertain me
Whiney Bitch: JOKES YASSS
Me: pls no
Me: how about nudes
Whiney Bitch: ok but it won't fit on the screen bc #huge
Me: i prolly won't find it on the screen
Whiney Bitch: funny maggie
Whiney Bitch: it's ironic because you're not funny
Whiney Bitch: you want funny?
Whiney Bitch: i gotchu i gotchu hold on
Whiney Bitch: where does a one-legged person work?
Me: a funeral home
Whiney Bitch: that's fucked up no
Whiney Bitch: IHOP
Me: wut
Whiney Bitch: My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti
