[[ H A R R Y ]]
Magdalene Mae: why?
Fuck. I shouldn't of said that. I fucked up. I'm not ready. I don't even have a damn good excuse right now. I just need to find my way out of this.
Me:
Uh.... Anything?
Me: just as a joke
This better not be the one time she decides to take a hint. I swear to god, Maggie. Don't try my life.
Magdalene Mae: oh... nah. Pick a better name.
Phew.
Me: you're right. that was a stupid idea.
Me: I want my name to be "Daddy"
[[ M A G G I E ]]
Hoe: I want my name to be "Daddy"
Me: that's fucked up haha
Me: first harry now daddy
Me: you have issues son
Me: I gotchu tho
Daddy: how does it look?
Daddy: call me daddy bby
Me: pls don't
Me: i'm going to change it omfg
Daddy: bby ily
Me: i'm done
Pimp Daddy: whAT MAGGIE
Pimp Daddy: WHAT IS MY NAME NOW
Me: Pimp Daddy
Pimp Daddy: mm i like this
Pimp Daddy: i feel so powerful right now
Me: it's okay, i'm changing it soon
Pimp Daddy: killin' my vibe
Me: Yo daddy so dumb that when he personally wanted to cut your ubilical chord he cut your penis instead
Pimp Daddy: whAT
Pimp Daddy: i DON'T UNDERSTAND
Pimp Daddy: ARE YOU INSULTING ME AND OUR FUTURE KIDS?
Pimp Daddy: rude
Pimp Daddy: if we have a girl we're naming her Elin.
Me: what
Me: no
Pimp Daddy: yes
Pimp Daddy: Elin is a beautiful name for a beautiful girl
Pimp Daddy: bc our babies will be beautiful
Me: pls stop
Pimp Daddy: i will when we agree on Elin
Me: changing the subject now
Pimp Daddy: I'll take that as her name will be Elin
Me: .....
Me: i know there's a certain sense of anonymity with you and the whole "not telling you" thing, but i feel like I don't know anything about you other than you're shitty jokes and that you're a senior.
