Cliché #120: the author tries too hard to come up with "unique" names for their characters to the point where they're weird af
Hank smiled at the girl, eyeing her appreciatively.
"So, what's your name, beautiful?" he asked her.
"My name is Wintersmith Violetcork Stirflop Donkeystick Smoothriver," she answered with a flirtatious giggle.
Did your parents hate you that much when you were born
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Wattpad Clichés
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