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Dan and Phil

Dallas:

I walked in the apartment/flat. It was nice and neat. I look up, down- okay, what the fuck. That's a cockroach. I'm just going to scream now, you know?

"Oh my god, what the fuck." I said. "Wh-?" (Y/N) said then saw what I saw. "Gotta blast!" I ran down the hall but (Y/N) ran into the neighbor's door. Good thing, they weren't home.

"Dallas, you piece of shit!" I heard (Y/N) scream. I slowed down and It was silent.

"Dallas!" I heard. "Yikes." I winced. I looked back and saw how far I was. "Excuse me, sir or..Dallas?" I heard a british voice say.

I turned and saw a man with black hair and striking blue eye(s) and another man with brown chocolate hair and eyes. "Y-Yes?" I said. Oh, I am in big trouble.

There was more screaming. The brown-haired man perked up and suddenly ran down the hall to where (Y/N) was.

Me and the blue eyed man went back to the apartment. We stopped to see the scene in front of us.

I saw (Y/N) with fear in her eyes, but also relief. I walked up to her and comforted her.

"Shhh, it's okay now, little baby sister. The big fat cock is gone." I said, trying to hold in laughter. "Oh my god!" She laughed. She turned to the other two males and gasped.

"Oh my god, It's Daniel James Howell and Phillip Michael Lester, bye." She said, being her meme self. "wHaT." I yelled.

I ran up to Phil and bear hugged him. "OH MY GOD. PHIL, I SWEar." I said. It was silent and then it turned into fits of dying hyenas of laughter as I backed away from Phil.

"Dallas!" (Y/N) yelled.

"Hah! H-how about we invite you i-inside, haha!" Phil choked out trying to breathe and laugh. We all got up and walked in there apartment. I sneakily hid behind the door when (Y/N) wasn't looking so, I could scare her.

"Surprise attack!" I yelled in her ear. "Fuck!" She yelped. Dan and Phil started to laugh along with me. (Y/N) pouted and crossed her arms.

"Fuck you, Dallas!"

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