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Day In The Life Of Sinister and Noah

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Everyone out the house. Peace and qui-- seriously. fire. agaiN.

~To The Day Of Sinister and Noah!~

"Fuck!" Noah screamed. There was a fire. Real fire. "What do we do?!." Sinister yelled. "Does it look like I fucking know?!" Noah exclaimed back. "Ang--Oh wait." They realized everyone were gone. "Well, one thing to do." They looked at each other and nodded.

"Gotta blast!" They yelled and ran out the house.

"Oh my god!"

"Wasn't that one big family's house?"

"Call 999!"

"Shit." They ran and ran. They stopped. They looked around for a minute. "Fuck, we're in the hood." Noah said.

"Aye little girlies! What y'all doing out dis late?"

"Dammit." They turned around to see the most ghetto men ever. And some ratchet girls. Some girls were wearing really short dresses that could barely cover their breasts and asses. And the men. Oh god. Their pants were too low. And some wore bandanas and chains. (CHAIN HANG TO MY DINGA LING)

"Aye hold em' up tho." He talked, in the ratchet voice. "How the--" Noah was cut off my gun shots. Christian turned to a tramautized Sinister. A bullet missed her by one centimeter. "Oh lord jesus." Noah mumbled.

"Do we have to fight man whores....again?" Noah yelled. "Aye bruh. Shut da fuck or we kick ya asses." The man said bring out knives and guns while girls just start going in fighting positions. "No, we kick ya asses." Sinister mocked them.

"Haha! Two against twelve?! HA! Yeah goddamn right, nuggets." He said. The men and women charged. A girl tried punching Noah but Noah just lazily yawned and side-stepped.

"My turn." He smirked. The girl tried kicking him with them 5 inches high heels but Noah ducked and pulled down her thong. "Eek!" She squealed and bent down. A man look at the girl's ass and drolled because black men always going after the booty. "Hey perv!" Sinister yelled. The man turned and came face-to-face with Sinster's fUCKING FIST FCUK YEAh!

After a while, Noah and Sinister beat them all up. They had a few cuts and bruises but they're too badass to care.

(psa: no racial for any of that im ur black fellow gentleman but im lightskin oh shi)

Before they left, Noah spit on the guy for something extra. "That was yikes." Sinister nodded.

So after, that they walked into the city. "Maybe we should get some food." "Really Noah?" "Yup. Taco Bell, here we come!" Noah ran down the street. "Noah!" Noah just literally ran into the street.

HONK HONK! ( :0) )

A car just charged at Noah but they're so badass, they jumped over it. "Haha!" He chuckled and jumped, ducked, ran over more cars. "WOO HOO!" They cheered, having wayㅡ too much fun. "BITCH WHAT THE FUCK THIS AIN'T NO CROSSY ROAD GEY BACK HERE." Sinister yelled.

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"I fucking told you shouldn't of eaten those spicy burritos." Sinister said, looking at the stall Noah was in. "W-Well, wasn't my fault it was so goddamn good, hot, delicous and shit." Sinister sighed.

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"I fucking told you to not leave them alone here!" Angel told Dan. "Well, I thought they we're responsible enough!" Dan shot back. "Responsible. Responsible?! Really, Dan?!" "Well, I'm sorry!"

Sinister and Noah were lucky the firemen came in time. If not, the house would've been a goner.

iM a GOone r sOme bOddy- fCuck.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" "Yeah." Sinister and Noah ran out the door. "Fuck you guys! Haha!" They screamed while flipping the bird to them. "No!"

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