my youtube boyfriend | dan howell x reader | [✔]

Rebecca The Kinda Slutty Stalker

Dan:

Every since (Y/N) and I got together and went to a WHOLE different level, Rebecca, my ex, had been texting, calling 10 times a day and knocking at our house door, well, anything that involves the word, stalking, for no apparent reason.

Right now, (Y/N) and I were watching a movie in my flat, aka making out in my flat. That was until A) we needed air and B) someone knocked on the door.

I got up and just as I did, (Y/N) pouted playfully and crossed her arms. I smiled and she blushed and looked away.

The dimples get em' every time (dan no).

I opened the door, only to see the one and only, (note the sarcasm), Rebecca! yAY. She was wearing a shirt that went under her breasts and exposed her stomach. Booty shorts. Shorter than Alois Trancy's! Sandals and like, so much make-up

"Hi, Dan!" She squealed. I think I went deaf. Even (Y/N) held her ears.

"Oh, how I missed you!" She hugged me.

I swear to god, this bitch.

I looked over with to an anger filled (Y/N). I saw Rebecca and (Y/N) death glare and walked up to each other.

"Hello. You must be Daniel's new girlfriend." "Hello. You must be Rebecca the Slut- oops! Did I say that out loud?"

I tried to hold in my laughter the best I could.

Rebecca gasped. "At least I'm pretty!" She literally screeched. "Yeah, pretty stupid and pretty ugly." (Y/N) said.

I put my hand on (Y/N)'s waist and kissed her cheek. "Ugh." Rebecca whined. "Slut." (Y/N) said and literally pushed her out the door. "I'll be back!" She yelled.

Clank, clank, clank.

Her heels clanking went into a distance.

Damn, clank clank, hoe.

I hope she doesn't come back.

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hm.
fucking bitch.