my youtube boyfriend | dan howell x reader | [✔]

Convincing and Confessing

CJ:

(Y/N) kinda looked suprised, that I said we're staying. Driving from L.A. to Ohio, then flying to London! Yeah, My car broke down. Luckily, I could even get my car here.

I'll be sleeping on the couch with Susan since it's huge and Angel on the feet-up chair.

I saw Dan and (Y/N) sitting on the couch, talking and giggling like some couple as Dallas took sneaky glances at Phil.

It fell silent. "Dan and (Y/N), sittin' in the tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Dallas and Phil, layin' in the bed, F-U-C-K-I-N-G!" I screamed. All four of them blushed, a deep shade of red. "CJ!" All four of them yelled. I started laughing.

lmao they are so cliché.

Welp. After a while, Dan and Phil left and I'm currently bring chased around the flat by Dallas and (Y/N).

"I REGRET MY LIFE DECISIONS." Susan walked out her room and saw me running towards her. "Susan, mov-- Fuck!"

I slipped and fell on top of Susan and Dallas and (Y/N) stopped running.

I got up and looked at both of them. "CJ, what's your problem?!" (Y/N) yelled. Dallas crossed his arms and nodded. "I know you like Dan, (Y/N) and you like Phil, Dallas. You and I, both know." I said. Susan stood there, dumbfounded.

"Okay, fine we do!" They both admitted. I smirked. "You two better confess." I said, sternly. "No!" They yelled. I held on my fist up.

"I WILL PERSONALLY STICK DAN'S HAMSTER UP YOUR FUCKING ASSES."

"Okay, fine, we will!" They yelped and walkes away.

"Yeah, they better." The voice inside my head said. I furrowed my eyebrows. No way this fuck shit is back. "You better believe I'm back, baby!"

Sinister.

(Okay so, sinister is like, the blurryface for CJ like tyler joseph and blurryface lmao im tøp trash)

(Y/N):

About a week later [im lazy man], I was just sitting on the couch with CJ, Susan , Angel and Dallas.

I took a glance of CJ and she looked, what's the word, worried? "Hey CJ? You okay?" I asked. She tensed up then, looked at me and nodded.

I then, heard a knock at the door which, made me jump and CJ smirk a little. I went to the door only, to get kissed softly by Dan.

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DAN

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WHAT THE FUck