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Moving In

another chapter for you fuckers!
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I got off the plane with my suitcases. My mom said I would meet my older brother. His name is Dallas. He has short (h/c) hair, (e/c) eyes and (s/c) skin.

I saw a guy familar to that in the crowd holding up a sign.

'(Y/N) (Y/L/N). My Little Pumpkin Pie Sister'

Ugh, fuck you Dallas.

I walked away from his sight to scare him from behind.

"Surprise attack!" I yelled and he screeched and smacked himself with the poster.

At that moment, I would've died of laughing. "O-Oh my gosh!" I laughed out. I eventually calmed down and positioned myself to look at him.

"Hey, prick, how ya been?" He snarled. I smiled. "Good, dick-face, how was your poster lunch just now?"

I giggled. He glared at me and then, laughed. "Let's go. I'm exausted. Fucking kids screaming here and there. Ugh!" I whined. He laughed and we walk to his 67' Impala.

I got in the passenger seat and he walked to the driver's seat. "Address, ma'am?" He said in a british accent. I laughed and played along. "(whatever address), kind sir!" I played along.

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I got my key and opened my door for me and Dallas. We walked in my apartment/flat and looked around. "Oh my god, what the fuck." He said. I turned around and saw him staring at something. "Wh-?" I said then saw what he was staring at. We saw this monster cockroach.

lmao monster dildo-- i mean.

We screamed and ran out. He went down the hall, running and I accidently ran into my neighbor's door. "Fuck!" I yelled. I saw it crawling towards me, because yes, life loves me.

"Dallas! You piece of shit!" I yelled. I looked down the hall for one second and felt something on my leg

I slowly turned towards my leg and saw that fucking cockroach on my bare, short, fleshy leg. 

Yes, I screamed.

HOw aRe peOplE nOt heARing thIs.

Then, someone ran down the hall and kicked it off of me and squashed it, which I thought was scientifically impossible. It wasn't Dallas. He was right next to me with another person. These two people looked familar.

REALLY FAMILIAR.

They were...(two gay strippers).

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TWO GAY STRIPPERS IM LAUGINF