Voltron Texting AU

Paladins NO! (Enjoy Some Benny Hill Theme with this)

Shiro: Okay guys, I just saw Pidge and Lance enter the kitchen WITHOUT hunk. I'm suddenly terrified for the Kitchen. 

I would be too. Hunk what are those two up to?: Fayores

Hunk: They said They're just going to bake some cookies. I told them to call me if they needed help. Oh, speaking of which they're calling now. 

Why do I have the feeling this is going to end Terribly?: Keith

Oh good, it's not just me!: Fayores

Shiro: Hunk are you ONE HUNDRED PERCENT sure that they WONT blow up the Kitchen?

Hunk: Yeah...I think they can handle baking cookies. The stuff they're using comes with instructions. 

And there it is, I just heard an explosion: Fayores

OH HOLY SHIT: Fayores

:Fayores

Shiro: Hunk, I can see being in there, he was probably trying to stop them from doing something stupid, but what in the world was KEITH doing there?

Beats me, perhaps he heard the ruckus and went to check was was going on?: Fayores

Kind of, but not really.: Keith

I may have been trying to help them with baking the cookies.: Keith

Hunk: Whelp, R.I.P the oven, they blew it up. 

Shiro: This is why those two aren't allowed in the kitchen. 

Lance: HEY! We were doing good until pidge turned up the heat way higher than it had to be!

Wow, he's actually not blaming Keith? That's a surprise.: Fayores

To be fair, I probably shouldn't have turned the the oven temperature up so high.: Pidge

Shiro: This is why we don't let you use the FUCKING Kitchen. 

Hunk: Uh oh...

Lance: Space Dad...

SAID FUCK!: Pidge

SAID FUCK!: Keith

SAID FUCK!: Fayores