LoverBoy_Lance: HeY KeIIIItHHy BoooooIIII~!
Kogane_Keef: What?
LoverBoy_Lance: CoMe ErE aNNNNNd FuuuuCCCCKKKK mE!
Fayores: Dammit who gave him Shiro's tequila!?
Kogane_Keef: Shiro did you happen to leave it laying around?
Takashi Shirogane: I don't think so...?
Fayores: Oooooh....What shall we do with a drunken Paladin?!
Pidgeon: What shall we do with a drunken Paladin?!
CinnamonRoll: Oh I get it!
CinnamonRoll: What shall we do with a drunken Paladin early in the morning?!
Fayores: WEIGH HEIGH AND UP HE RISES
Pidgeon: WEIGH HEIGH AND UP HE RISES
Kogane_Keef: Ah.... I see.
Kogane_Keef: WIEGH HE AND UP HE RISES EARLY IN THE MORNING
Fayores: Shave his belly with a rusty razor!
Pidgeon: Shave his belly with a rusty razor
CinnamonRoll: Shave his belly with a rusty razor EARLY in the morning!
LoverBoy_Lance: Well I'm sober now.
Fayores: That worked faster than I expected.
Kogane_Keef: No kidding, amazing how well threatening his skin works. I would know.
Fayores: What kind of fucked up relationship do you two have?!
Kogane_Keef: It's not fucked up!
LoverBoy_Lance: It's not fucked up!
Fayores: Nevermind. forget I asked.
Pidgeon: Yeah don't question them, not worth it.
Fayores: Oh. That's right, I wanted to talk to you people about something.
*Allura and Takashi Shirogane have been kicked from the chat*
Fayores: OKAY! now that the precautionary bit is done, please tell me I'm not the only one noticing the extreme pining Allura and Shiro are doing?
Pidgeon: Oh yeah, I've noticed it, little hard not to.
Kogane_Keef: Indeed, it's impossible not to notice.
LoverBoy_Lance: So what are we going to to about it?
CinnamonRoll: Yeah, what's the plan?
Fayores: You thinking what I'm thinking Pidge?
Pidgeon: Kiss The Girl?
Fayores: GODDAMN STRAIGHT.
Pidgeon: Perfect, >:) So here's how this is going to play out...
That night, everything was ready to go to get Allura and Shiro together. The guys had no idea what Pidge's and Fayore's plan was, but they went along with it knowing that they were doing this for Shiro and Allura's own good and had their best interests in mind.
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Voltron Texting AU
FantasyThis, ladies and gentleman, is what happens when the paladins of Voltron (And others) make a group chat...prepare for some crazy shenanigans. (And Klance) WARNING: There is a bit of foul language in this. If your not okay with that, then by all mea...
