Voltron Texting AU

Why the cow?

Fayores: Okay can anyone tell me why there's a fucking COW onto the ship?

Pidgeon: I have NO idea. 

Kogane_Keef: I think Lance brought it on board...and also effectively scarred Coran and Allura.

CoranTheGorgeousMan: That poor cow...

Allura: The poor thing...

Loverboy_Lance: IT'S VERY NATURAL! 

Fayores: Ah...so you're the culprit behind the cow...

Loverboy_Lance: Uhm...

Fayores: I'm lactose intolerant do you even KNOW how much THAT TAUNTS ME!?

Kogane_Keef: Just gonna stay outta this one... 

Loverboy_Lance: But I'm homesick!

Fayores: I don't care that cow makes me want to cry! 

Pidgeon: Holy shit what?

Fayores: YOU HEARD ME! 

Takashi Shirogane: Okay everyone calm down, Fayores is just being emotional due to it being well...that time of the month... 

Pidgeon: Oof, do you need pain killers Fayores?

Fayores: So fucking badly.

Pidgeon: On my way over hon. 

*Pidgeon has left the chat*

Takashi Shirogane: Just let us know if we can do anything to help you not kill us.

Fayores: Will fucking do. 

*Fayores has left the chat*

Kogane_Keef: This is the first time she's left the chat before most of us.

Loverboy_Lance: Yeah, must be tired. 

Kogane_Keef: I've noticed that when she's like this, she's crankier than usual if you wake her up and will ONLY let Pidge into her room, rest of us she'll kick out in an instant. 

Loverboy_Lance: Yeah she becomes like you!

Kogane_Keef: How does she become like me?

Loverboy_Lance: She becomes an edgelord. 

Kogane_Keef: Okay LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT.

Takashi Shirogane: WOAH WOAH WOAH! KEITH NO!

*Cinnamon roll has joined the chat*

CinnamonRoll: Oh, hope you feel better soon Fayores! Now what is going on he- oh.

Takashi Shirogane: HUNK HELP ME OUT HERE.

CinnamonRoll: How?!

Takashi Shirogane: I don't know just help! We need an adult!

Kogane_Keef: YOU ARE AN ADULT!

Takashi Shirogane: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT, GET CORAN! 

CoranTheGorgeousMan: Yes? 

CinnamonRoll: It's just...chaos here to be honest. 

CoranTheGorgeousMan: From what I've read that seems...accurate. 

CinnamonRoll: I don't know anymore, Fayores isn't here to threaten them.

CoranTheGorgeousMan: I've got this!

CoranTheGorgeousMan: Boys settle down now, let's stop arguing, it's getting you nowhere. 

Kogane_Keef: Fine...

Loverboy_Lance: Okay... 

CinnamonRoll: Now that's what I call 'Uncle Voodoo." 

Takashi Shirogane: Why do you think I asked you to get Coran?

Cinnamonroll: Fair point. You saying you knew about his Uncle Voodoo?

Takashi Shirogane: Kind of...? 

*Fayores has joined the chat*

Fayores: I left for five fucking minutes.

CinnamonRoll: Feeling any better fayores?

Fayores: Slightly less like death. 

*Pidgeon has joined the chat*

Pidgeon: Pain killers are a wonderful drug for that time of the month.

Fayores: Yes, thank you friend.

CinnamonRoll: That's good to hear. I made your favorite Fay, Buttertarts!

Fayores: Pecan Butter Tarts...? 

CinnamonRoll: You know it! 

Fayores: I'M COMING!

Pidgeon: Holy cow she flew outta here fast.

Loverboy_Lance: Food does seem to be the best way to get on her good side.

Kogane_Keef: You're not wrong, Kudos to Hunk. 

CinnamonRoll: Thanks?

Fayores: Hunk you are amazing~ 

CinnamonRoll: Your welcome?

Fayores: No you don't understand! You just made my day. 

Cinnamonroll: I did? Glad to hear it! 

Loverboy_Lance: I DIDN'T MAKE YOUR DAY WITH MY PRESENCE?! I AM OFFENDED.

Fayores: *Hiss!*

Kogane_Keef: Did she just hiss at him?

Pidgeon: I think so...my best suggestion would be to run Lance. Run as fast and as far as your legs can carry you.

Loverboy_Lance: OH GOD! 

*Loverboy-Lance has left the chat*

*Fayores has left the chat*

Pidgeon: Okay...I think it's best we stay out of the halls for awhile...

Takashi Shirogane: Why?

Pidgeon: Lets just say there's an angry vicous cat running through them chasing a rat.

Takashi Shirogane: Oh....OOOH!

Pidgeon: yeah.

Kogane_Keef: Wholeheartedly agree with that, I feel like keeping myself in once piece.