Voltron Texting AU

Space Musical

Lance: Right here, Right now, I put the offer out. 

Fayores: What...offer? 

Keith: I don't wanna chase you down but I know you see it. 

Shiro: You run with me, and I can cut you free.

Hunk: Out of the treachery and walls you keep in. 

Pidge: So trade that typical, for something colorful! 

Allura: and if it's crazy, live a little crazy! 

Fayores: Wait a sec...

Coran: You can play it sensible, the king of conventional.

Lance: or you can risk it all and see...

Keith: Don't you want to get away?

Shiro: From the same old part you gotta play?

Hunk: Cause I got what you need so come with me and take the ride.

Pidge: It'll take you to the other side! 

Allura: So you can do like you do or you can do like me! 

Coran: Stay in the cage or you'll finally take the key

Lance: Oh! Damn! Suddenly you're free to fly! It'll take ya to the other side!

Fayores: >:) Okay, My friend, you wanna cut me in, but I hate to tell ya but it just won't happen, so thanks, but no. I think I'm good to go. Cause I quite enjoy the life you say I'm trapped in! Now I admire you, and that whole show you do, you're onto something. Really! It's something, but I live among the swells and we don't pick up peanut shells. I'll have to leave that up to you... don't you know that I'm okay with this uptown part I get to play?! Cause I got what I need and I don't wanna take the ride, I don't need to see the other side, so you can do like you do. I'm good to do like me. Ain't in a cage so I don't need to take the key. Oh, damn! Can't you see I'm doing fine? I don't need to see the other side!

Fayores: YOU LITTLE SHITS WATCHED THE GREATEST SHOWMAN WITHOUT ME DIDN'T YOU?! 

Keith: We could just....Rewrite the stars?

Fayores: Bitch you did NOT attempt that on me. 

Pidge: Are we sure Keith is okay?! XD 

Hunk: this is priceless! 

Lance: I have never been so proud and so terrified all at once. 

Fayores: You ALL best prepare for punishment. ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WATCH MY FAVOURITE MUSICAL WITHOUT ME.

Shiro: I mean at least it wasn't Thomas Sanders...I STILL have nightmares from when we watched that without her. 

Fayores: THIS IS FUCKIN WORSE BOI 

Pidge: Oh god she just cussed at Shiro, we're in trouble. 

Fayores: Yeah...a quick message for lance... I look forward to the next time you shower. 

Lance: OH GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PRODUCTS?! 

Fayores: Nothing... :3

Keith: I'd offer for you to use my stuff but you're very picky about your hair products. 

Lance: True. 

Hunk: Still I'd be scared Lance. 

Lance: I AM