Voltron Texting AU

I Hate The Cold...

Fayores: Dammit! did the heating system in the castle break again?! 

Pidgeon: Unfortunately, yes, Hold tight, me and hunk are working on fixing it atm, I know you don't like the cold hon. 

Fayores: Girl, you have no idea how much I appreciate you. 

Pidgeon: I'm sure I don't.

Loverboy_Lance: Okay lesbians, break it up. 

Fayores: Aight for one, I'm bi, two, Pidge is Ace. 

Kogane_Keef: She's right you know,  in any case... If you need it Fayores I can let you hide out in red, she's pretty warm. 

Fayores: Oh my god I love you. 

Loverboy_Lance: HEY HE'S MINE!

Fayores: I know that!

Fayores: But he's right! Red is nice and toasty! He let me hide out in her once before! 

Kogane_Keef: When was that again?

Fayores: When we all got stuck on the ice planet and I went turtle mode? 

Kogane_Keef: Aaaah yes, I remember now. 

Kogane_Keef: So you want to stay in red for now then?

Fayores: YES PLEASE! 

Kogane_Keef: Alright I'll get her to let you in. 

Takashi Shirogane: Wow, you really hate the cold, don't you Fayores?

Fayores: Yeah, and thanks Keith! 

*Kogane_Keef and Fayores have left the chat*

Loverboy_Lance: I swear if she tries anything on MY KEITH

CinnamonRoll: Lance, Relax, Fayores doesn't like Keith THAT WAY, he's more like her adoptive son. 

Loverboy_Lance: Okay you right, you right. 

Pidgeon: Damn straight he is, besides that bitch is MINE! 

Loverboy_Lance: So your deciding your lesbian now?

Pidgeon: Yes?

Loverboy_Lance: I thought you were American? 

Pidgeon: Oh boy... Hunk, get me the ruler, I need to lecture him. 

*Kogane_Keef has joined the Chat* 

Kogane_Keef: And we have one happy toasty Kitten. 

Loverboy_Lance: Nothing happened between you two right?

Kogane_Keef: What? No! she's sleeping right now. 

Pidgeon: My god, that sounds adorable, can you send a photo? 

Kogane_Keef: I mean, sure I guess? 

*Kogane_Keef sent a photo to Pidgeon*

Pidgeon: Aww, cute. Hey wait, Keith where's her glasses? 

Kogane_Keef: I set them aside for her, I've seen the red marks left behind from when Adam would fall asleep with his glasses on, looked painful as hell. 

Pidgeon: Ah, got it.  So Fayores is gonna be offline for the next bit

Loverboy_Lance: True... 

CinnamonRoll: Got it Pidge! Heater's online again!  

Loverboy_Lance: Sweet! Hey guys, gather up in the living room! Keith, can you carry Fayores there? 

Kogane_Keef: Okay...? Why though? I'd rather not risk getting my face scratched to hell without knowing your reasoning. 

Pidgeon: Good point, what are you thinking Lance? Btw thx for the help hunk. 

CinnamonRoll: No problemo! 

Loverboy_lance: Fine! Fine! I was thinking, since Fayores is asleep, we could doodle on her face or something

Kogane_Keef: Okay that's a death sentence even I don't want. 

Pidgeon: Yeah no way in hell I'm doing that Lance. 

Takashi Shirogane: Could you at least take Fayores back to her room now that the heater's online again? 

Kogane_Keef: Will do.

Loverboy_lance: You listen to him without question but not me?! 

Kogane_Keef: Duh, he's kinda the leader of team voltron...?

Loverboy_Lance: Fair enough I suppose.