(Quick explanation? Well, we're just going to say the paladins are back on earth and a movie company wanted to shoot a movie about their space adventures.)
Fayores: I can't believe someone wanted to shoot a movie about our space adventures.
Pidgeon: I'm just as surprised as you.
Loverboy_Lance: and WE get to be the main roles, playing ourselves!
Kogane_Keef: Don't let it go to your head.
Pidgeon: Don't let it go to your head
CinnamonRoll: Don't let it go to your head
Fayores: Don't let it go to your head
Takashi Shirogane: Don't let it go to your head
Allura: Don't let it go to you head
Coranthegorgeous man: Don't let it go to your head.
Loverboy_Lance: Alright! Yeesh...
Fayores: But dear god have we gone through a lot of cameras, mostly due to random spiders causing you people to freak out.
Kogane_Keef: How do they NOT freak you out?!
Fayores: They just...don't? Unless their big hairy ones.
Pidgeon: Fair enough I suppose, can we talk about the gays making out on cam though?
Fayores: Fuck yeah we can. Because of them I had to FALL OFF A FUCKING PLATFORM AGAIN.
Loverboy_Lance: We already said we're sorry!
Fayores: and don't get me started with YOU Shirogane!
Takashi Shirogane: I said I was sorry!
Fayores: SORRY DOESN'T BRING BACK MY SKITTLES YOU ASSHOLE!
Kogane_Keef: Skittles...? Shiro you didn't!
Takashi Shirogane: Wha...?
Kogane_Keef: *Sigh* Pidge gave her those skittles.
Pidgeon: Yeah I did, she's incredibly defensive of food she gets from friends... nearly chewed Lance's hand off when he ate the cookies Hunk gave her.
Loverboy_Lance: Can we NOT talk about that?
Kogane_Keef: Also she definitely doesn't have a BI ass crush on Pidge.
Fayores: KEITH YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOUNG MAN.
Pidgeon: For the sake of living to see another day I'm going to pretend I never read that that.
Fayores: Thank you~
Kogane_Keef: Anyways can we talk about Pidge accidentally calling Hunk, Hank?
Fayores: Oh dear god YES.
CinnamonRoll: Yeah I've accepted that as my second name now.
Pidgeon: I have created a new name for Hunk
Fayores: Yes, yes you have.
Loverboy_Lance: Nice to be back on earth for awhile though.
Fayores: Never thought I'd say this but for once I agree with you Lance.
Kogane_Keef: Holy shit she actually said it.
Fayores: Don't get used to it.
Takashi Shirogane: We weren't about to.
Pidgeon: Yeah we know better then that
Fayores: Good, now then I am going to enjoy my food.
Pidgeon: You do that.
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Voltron Texting AU
FantasyThis, ladies and gentleman, is what happens when the paladins of Voltron (And others) make a group chat...prepare for some crazy shenanigans. (And Klance) WARNING: There is a bit of foul language in this. If your not okay with that, then by all mea...
