Fayores: Has anyone seen Keith or Lance?
Pidgeon: Nope, busy camping in the DJ booth with Matt
Takashi Shirogane: No, why?
Allura: Sorry, haven't seen either of them.
CinnamonRoll: Lance is near the bar flirting with some drunk girls... Not so sure about Keith.
Kogane_Keef: I am hanging in the bathroom, cause my buddy kinda left me alone.
Fayores: Lance did WHAT now? I told him not to leave you alone at the party!
Kogane_Keef: He's flirting with some fucking girls...annoying ass.
Fayores: Man up and ask him to be your boyfriend and he'll stop, you know this.
Kogane_Keef: Keith in the bathroom, Keith in the bathroom, Keith in the bathroom at a party... is there a sadder sight?
Fayores: Dead Kittens.
Pidgeon: Rovers Death.
CinnamonRoll: My cake batter all over the floor.
Takashi Shirogane: Finding out about Adam's death.
Allura: My planet blowing up.
Fayores: WOULD YOU GET OVER ADAM ALREADY?! YOU HAVE ALLURA!
Takashi Shirogane: NEVEEEER!
Fayores: *Sigh* I feel so bad for Allura...
Kogane_Keef: Okay I get the point.
Fayores: Good, I'll even give you extra incentive.
Kogane_Keef: Oh...? You have my attention.
Fayores: I have special icecream that's made with coconut milk. AKA Icecream that wont KILL you. I'll give you it once you man up and ask Lance to be your boyfriend.
Kogane_Keef: and If I don't?
Fayores: then you don't get the icecream.
Kogane_Keef: You shady bitch...
Fayores: :P
Kogane_Keef: Deal.
Fayores: Good.
LoverBoy_Lance: HOLY SHIT KEITH JUST DRAGGED ME OUT OF THE PARTY AND STARTED MAKING OUT WITH ME AM I DREAMING!?
Pidgeon: Nope your not, I poked my head out and saw you two kissing.
CinnamonRoll: Now is he going to do it?
LoverBoy_Lance: Do what?
Fayores: Shh...stop chatting with us and pay attention to Keith.
Takashi Shirogane: Btw good job on motivating Keith, Fayores.
Fayores: Thanks dad. ^-^
Takashi Shirogane: Your welcome. Space dad will get you more icecream next time we get an opportunity to get some since your sacrificing your icecream for this.
Fayores: Yay!
Kogane_Keef: So I asked him...
Pidgeon: and he said....?
CinnamonRoll: *Drumrolls*
Kogane_Keef: HE SAID YES!!!
Fayores: Alright I'm coming to you with the icecream.
Kogane_Keef: HELL YES!
Loverboy_Lance: Oh I see, you gave him incentive to increase is morale.
Fayores: Indeed, You okay Lance?
Loverboy_Lance: of course, I'm ecstatic seeing Keith THIS happy.
Fayores: Okay that's goo-oh no...
Pidgeon: ?
CinnamonRoll: ?
Allura: ?
LoverBoy_Lance: ?
Kogane_Keef: ?
Fayores: Space dad is SHIT FACED drunk... SEND HELP.
Kogane_Keef: What kind of drunk is he?
Fayores: FLIRTY! DEFINITELY FLIRTY! NOW HELP ME PLEASE HE WON'T STOP FLIRTING WITH ME! ALLURA SAVE ME!
Allura: I'm coming over there now!
Kogane_Keef: What I wouldn't give to see Shiro drunk...
Fayores: I filmed it for you.
Kogane_Keef: YES! I AM NEVER LETTING HIM LIVE THIS DOWN! BEST. NIGHT. EVER.
LoverBoy_Lance: YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME KEITH!
Fayores: I Sent the video to both Pidge and Keith.
Kogane_Keef: Thank you~
Pidgeon: Much appreciated~ Matt is currently dying from Laughter at the video.
Fayores: All in favor of teasing the shit out of Shiro tomorrow when he's sober say "I"
LoverBoy_Lance: I
CinnamonRoll: I
Kogane_Keef: I
Pidgeon: I
Allura: I
DoorMatt: I
Fayores: So we're all in agreement then...WAIT when did you get in here Matt?
DoorMatt: just now, Pidge added me, I've been reading over her shoulder though so I know what's going on.
Pidgeon: Can he stay Fayores?
Fayores: Of course, Matt is awesome.
DoorMatt: thank god. I hear your terrifying when mad.
Fayores: Damn fuckin straight I am.
Kogane_Keef: Yeah don't make her angry, end of story.
DoorMatt: Good to know...
Kogane_Keef: I throw some water in my face, and I am in a better place. I go to open up the door, but I can't hear knocking anymore.
LoverBoy_Lance: and I can't help but yearn, for a different time...
Fayores: OH NO YOU DON'T. We are not going down that road this time!
Kogane_Keef: Aww alright...
Fayores: Sorry, maybe next chapter or something.
Kogane_Keef: Kay~
Kogane_Keef: Well, the guests have cleared out at this point... Allura did you get Shiro to bed?
Allura: Yes, miraculously enough he's sleeping.
Fayores: Perfect cause he's in for a shit storm when he wakes up.
Pidgeon: Oh hell yes he is >:)
DoorMatt: Yeah in the mean time, let's clean this mess up.
Fayores: Sounds good.
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Voltron Texting AU
FantasyThis, ladies and gentleman, is what happens when the paladins of Voltron (And others) make a group chat...prepare for some crazy shenanigans. (And Klance) WARNING: There is a bit of foul language in this. If your not okay with that, then by all mea...
