FYI:
Hopeless_Romantic~ Lance
SmolGreen~ Pidge
KawaiiChef_33~ Hunk
Scary_Kitten~ Me
BlackandRed_Emo~ Keith
SpaceDaddy69~ Shiro
MustacheMan02~ Coran
Space_Mommy~ Allura
(Now then...let the madness begin!)
Scary_Kitten: Okay, I'm not mad...who did it?
Hopeless_Romantic: Not me! I would never name myself this!
Scary_Kitten: Clearly you're Lance. It seems the changed names relate to us in some way.
SmolGreen: I'm honestly not even mad this is hilarious!
Hopeless_Romantic: THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH US I. AM. NOT. A. HOPELESS. ROMANTIC!
SmolGreen: Says the one that flirts with girls and continuously gets shut down despite having a boyfriend.
BlackandRed_Emo: Wait what...? Just because we made amends DOES NOT mean we're dating.
Scary_Kitten: Yeah but you two DID kiss so...
Hopeless_Romantic: Dammit she's right there...
KawaiiChef: Oh my...someone had fun...
Scary_Kitten: Hello Hunk!
KawaiiChef: Hello. Wonder what shiro's name is..?
SpaceDaddy69: ...Seriously?
Scary_Kitten: PFFFFT! OMG WTF YES!
BlackandRed_Emo: Why is that...strangely fitting? it might just be the gay in me talking tho.
Scary_Kitten: It's pretty top notch, but you're right knowing you, likely the Gay talking, no offense
BlackandRed_Emo: None taken.
SmolGreen: I'm laughing way too hard.
Hopeless_Romantic: Same but back to the topic at hand...WHO DID THIS!?
MustacheMan02: Wasn't me.
Space_Mommy: Not me either.
Lotor: Nice names guys.
Scary_Kitten: YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE! Wait! How did you even get into this chat in the first place!?
Lotor: I don't know YOU'RE the one who wrote me in.
Scary_Kitten: HEY! NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL WE JUST WENT THROUGH THE RULES ABOUT 4TH WALL BREAKS A FEW DAYS AGO. IT'S ONLY ALLOWED IF IT'S FUNNY.
RedandBlack_Emo: Yep, and you suck at comedy.
SpaceDaddy69: *Applauds*
*Lotor has been kicked out and banned from the chat chat*
Scary_Kitten: Much better!~
SmolGreen: Thank you for that Fayores.
Scary_Kitten: No problem, he gets on my nerves.
RedandBlack_Emo: Too true
Hopeless_Romantic: Yeah now can you PLEASE fix our names?! (T - T)
Scary_Kitten: Do you seriously not know how to do it?
Hopeless_ Romantic: no...
Scary_Kitten: perfect, I'll change you all back. >:)
New Names:
Fayores~ Me
DisasterBI~ Lance
ChaoticGAY~ Keith
Pidgeon~ Pidge
CinnamonRoll~ Hunk
Takashi Shirogane~ Shiro
Allura~ Allura
CoranTheGorgeousMan~ Coran
DisasterBI: HEY WHY IS EVERYONE ELSE'S USERNAMES NORMAL NOW?!
Fayores: You wouldn't stop complaining and Keith is crossfire TBH Beggars can't be choosers.
ChaoticGAY: oof thanks a lot Fayores.
Fayores: No problem buddy.
DisasterBI: Please change our names back to something NORMAL, I promise I'll stop stealing your muffins...
Fayores: You promise?
DisasterBI: Promise.
Takashi Shirogane: WAIT this was all over muffins?!
Fayores: Stay outta this.
Takashi Shirogane: Yes m'am.
LoverBoy_Lance~ Lance
Kogane_Keef~ Keith
Fayores: Better Lance? Keith?
Loverboy_Lance: Much!
Kogane_Keef: Yep.
Fayores: Good...with this resolved...I'm going to go take a nap.
*Fayores has left the Chat*
And thus the chat was silent as they remembered what happened the LAST time they woke up Fayores...
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Voltron Texting AU
FantasyThis, ladies and gentleman, is what happens when the paladins of Voltron (And others) make a group chat...prepare for some crazy shenanigans. (And Klance) WARNING: There is a bit of foul language in this. If your not okay with that, then by all mea...
