Pick-up lines

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In my English class one day we were told to rewrite the scene in Romeo and Juliet where the two lovebirds meet but have them interact like they were in 2018. So of course me and my twin just have them exchange pick-up lines.  Problem was, we didn't finish the project so when we went up we just read random pick-up lines off of my phone. We still had about five more sentences to say to each other but the pick-up line I said was gold and we didn't have to finish the rest. The line was "kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right". If this was any other teacher we might have been in trouble but my English teacher just laughed and gave us an A on the assignment.

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