This is a book full of lemons, involving you and your favorite people. ;)
-I write a lemon if I get inspiration or request-
《NOTE: I may not do the request due to me not knowing the character or person》
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-_-Achievements-_-
Started...
Shrek and I have been happily married for 1000 years. Yes, that's a lot of years, but we don't think so.
We're strolling around town, looking for someone that is willing to have sex with us. We recently decided to spice up our sex life, and add someone in it. Of course, it has to be someone that we both find extremely attractive. We came across a huge ass castle. Oh, how did we miss this?
WHABAM
Suddenly, a short dude with black hair that goes to his jaw rams into me.
"OI! WATCH WHERE YE GOING" screamed Shrek in his amazing/disgusting onion breath.
The man was incredibly sexy. He was a bit on the short side but I feel like having sex with a midget will help our relationship.
"Hi m'lady, I'm Lord Farquaad, but daddy to you" Farquaad winked at you. Farquaad took my hand and kissed it gently. Shrek noticed and soften a bit.
"Shrek, I think he'll be a perfect fit!" I beamed in joy. We finally found our perfect sex partner! Lord Farquaad looked at us weirdly and shrugged it off.
"So, Fuckwad, I mean Farquaad, will ye have sexy times with us?"
"OF COURSE! I mean sure, let's go to my castle" he gleamed.
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Farquaad was in bed already, covered in his zebra blanket, naked.
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Shrek and I got ready, we both got naked and freshly horny for the midget.
We all got into it right away.
Farquaad was fucking Shrek with his massive 10 incher. I found this incredibly hot and disturbed by Shreks moaning. I was becoming wet, so wet that I left a stain and puddle on Farquaads bed.
"Oh Farquaad, this feels amazing~~" Shrek moaned very loudly. I'm positive everyone in the castle heard. Farquaad kept on pounding Shrek going faster each second. I was starting to have 0 fun because I was discluded. I decided to finally join the action and ripped Farquaad off Shrek.
"FUCK ME HARD MIDGET" I howled.
Farquaad was scared but he did so anyway.
My hole juices getting everywhere. I made a hentai face in the process. IT FELT SO GOOD MMMMHHHhH
Shrek joined in and started to fuck Farquaad while Farquaad was still fucking me. We were all a moaning mess by the end of it. Shrek was pounding Farquaads tiny hole causing Farquaad to fuck my massive pussy hole.
"Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNNN, FARQUAAAAAADDDDDD, OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH" Shrek came in Farquaads now destroyed hole.
Farquaad finished inside me minutes later.
we all pulled out from each other not realizing the fact that I'm pregnant with Farquaads baby.
9 MONTHS LATER
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