Holy Crap I'm Sasuke!

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I took Sakura into my arms and sat down in the grass, my limbs were heavy from the use of my seal, but I didnt care.

Then Sakura sucked in a shuddering breath as the diamond seal on her forehead started glowing. It spread out over her body and filled her with healing chakra.

My eyes widened in shock, how the hell did I forget about her magic hindu dot?

I wiped the tears from my face, ignoring the blood from using my mangekyo sharingan.

She looked up at me and smiled gently, "I'm glad that worked... to be honest I didnt know if it would heal me or not... are you impressed?"

I scoffed, unable to stop my smile or my tears from coming, "Your respawns time sucks." Then I hugged her, "Dont ever do that again!"

"Dont help you against dangerous enemies?"

"No, you damn cotton candy, no more scaring me like that. I thought you were dead." I told her before leaning back.

She kissed my cheek gently, probably a good idea, considering Hinata was on the verge of fainting and probably couldnt handle watching a game of tonsil hockey.

I stood, helping Sakura to her feet, but she shrugged me off. "I'm a ninja. Not a dainty princess. You dont have to take care of me, or treat me like I'm going to break any second."

I mentally tripped, she was right. She was a warrior, and probably didnt need me to take care of her. "Sorry..." I breathed out a wave of warm air, I was frustrated. I didnt know how to respond so I focused on the mission. "Alright. Since we're awake and our camp is destroyed anyway, we may as well head to the mission point."

Itachi walked over, "You are more powerful than I imagined, brother, we need to exchange eyes soon, to achieve the eternal mangekyo."

I had actually forgotten he was here. After we decided he'd stay with the akatsuki as a spy and that eventually we would assassinate assassinate the members one by one he faked passing out because he could sense Zetsu.

"He's gone?" I asked, referring to Zetsu. Itachi inclined his head slightly, "I no longer sense him.  You should know, Nagato plans on attacking the village in one month with his Paths of Pain."

Naruto punched his palm, "As future hokage, it's my duty to protect the village."

"Maybe I should be hokage and you should focus on being a decent dad, Naruto." I commented under my breath, thinking about his bratty future seed... if I change anything at all, please for the love of all that is holy... please let Boruto have better hair.

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We were moving again shortly after until about three hundred yards out i halted the team by raising my fist. "Hinata. One hundred yards, straight ahead, nine degrees to the right according to the map I memorized with my sharingan. Check it out."

Hinata nodded and activated her byakugan. She spoke low, "There are two men outside. They both have chunin level chakra reserves and curse marks like the one you have, only theirs isnt sealed. Inside I see a large facility with multiple small rooms, like prison cells, with people kept in them," her eyes widened, "There's a person with red chakra being operated on by a jonin level shinobi with yellow chakra."

"Okay, the red chakra is tailed beast chakra, probably Garra. The yellow is senjutsu chakra, gonna take a wild guess and say either Kabuto, or an experiment of Orochimaru's." I told her, then unsealed my bow and an arrow. "Naruto, I know you know the shadow clone technique, do you know the shuriken shadow clone technique?" I grinned at his face as he stuck his tongue out at me.

"Did you know it could be applied to arrows?" I pulled the arrow back, taking aim where the entrance, and the chunin guys, should be.

I released the arrow, and immediately wove my chakra, watching the arrow multiply into about fifty in a large cluster that ripped through the trees, forestry, and everything in their path.

Hinata's hand shot up to her mouth in shock. I cut a look to her, "Hinata, we are shinobi, I'd hoped you'd have had your first kill by now. You're basically a sixteen year old assassin, calm your breathing. Did I kill both of them?"

She nodded shakily, then breathed out, steadying herself. "They're both dead, once inside there are few guards."

"Excellent. Lets go." We moved toward the entrance, my arrows littered the doorway, sticking from the concrete, floors, and of course the chunins' bodies.

We went in, and I still had my bow out, intent on doing this stealthily. I could never do it in Dishonored, damn high chaos ending...

"Hey, sto-," flccch! And arrow sunk into the guard's eye as soon as I had the shot, nailing him to the wall.

We came to a fork in the hall, so I looked at Hinata. "Which way?"

"Right." She confirmed, so the four of us took off down the hall. As we passed cells Sakura noticed that most of the people in the cells were kids.

She caught my eye and I nodded, do she grabbed the iron doors one by one and tore them from the wall. Stealth be damned afterall.