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Taehyung-Purple

A/N: how are y'all doing? 💜

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"What am I supposed to get her for her birthday?!" Taehyung panics, "What do girls even like??"

Namjoon sighs at his unexperienced younger brother, "Taehyung, just buy your girl something expensive. Girls love those things. List some things that she likes."

"She likes food," He wonders out loud as he puts up a finger, "—But! I'm not going to buy her a restaurant." Namjoon lets out another disappointing sigh, "Yah, I meant like jewelry, handbags, shoes, clothes, make up,— those things you absolute nut-head."

Taehyung groans, plopping himself on the couch next to his older brother, "I have money, but which one do I buy?"

Namjoon turns his head towards his direction, "How long have you been dating her?" He asks as Taehyung puts a finger on his chin, "Mmm, 2 months after next week."

"Hm, still pretty new. Are you sure you want to spend a lot already? Year after year, she's going to want more and more." Namjoon warns, crossing his arms.

"I think she deserves the whole world. I'll give her whatever she wants, I don't mind, but she won't tell me what she wants." Taehyung sweetly explains. Namjoon places his hand on his shoulder, "I'm telling you— you're not going to want to spend so much now because it will accumulate and stack up on each other after each year."

"She's not like th-"

"That's what they all say," Namjoon cuts him off, feeling bitter suddenly. Taehyung gets quiet.

"I dated this girl in college, and I thought she was the best— I saw us having a future together. Since I was blinded by the sugarcoating and 'love,' I wasn't realizing she only was loving me for my wallet. Week by week, I'd run out of cash constantly. I spent hundreds and hundreds of dollars a week just for her— I didn't even notice until it became more and more after each week. I only started to think and realize after this one week where I was calculating my spendings which made up to thousands of dollars a week." Namjoon says with slight anger, "I just don't want the same happening to you." He softly says, causing Taehyung's shoulders to sink. It somehow plays in his mind.

"I'm sorry hyung, but I know Y/N won't be like that." He says, lips pursed afterwards. "How much do you spend a week for her?" Namjoon asks.

"I really don't buy her things, which is why I wanted to buy something special. I pay for her meals when I take her out on dates, but she pays for it sometimes too."

Namjoon nods, "Good. Girls always leave if you don't shower her with gifts."

Taehyung's face falls, "Oh.. well, what am I supposed to get her??" He asks loudly, going back to his panicking. Namjoon rolls his eyes, "For lover's sake, just get her a necklace with your name on it," He laughs, showing his dimples. Taehyung chuckles, making a face, "That seems so possessive— I don't want that."

Namjoon closes his eyes, raising his hand, "Alright, then put your initials on it."

"That's the same thing!" Taehyung complains, throwing his hands up. Namjoon chuckles, "Yah— you asked me for help. I'm giving you the help. If you don't like the names, then just— put a date on the-"

Taehyung snaps his finger, standing up, "I KNOW WHAT TO PUT!"

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Taehyung enters the jewelry store alone, looking around for an elegant necklace. A worker notices, approaching him, "Welcome sir, do you need any help finding anything?" The lady sweetly asks.

"Yeah, I'm trying to find a necklace." He says, smiling at her. She nods, "For whom?"

"My girlfriend— It's her birthday in a few days." He says, causing the lady to smile, "Ahh, cute. Come over here— I'll show you some of our best looking necklaces." She opens the case, revealing multiple beautiful necklaces and chains.