𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐀𝐄 ; 김태형 ✧ completed

xxv.

you: come home
now. now now.

hobi: ... why

you: can you
just come, i seriously
need you right now
before i fucking die.

hobi: i'm at
practice, can't
we do this another
time.

you: this is
urgent, literally
i need you now
any of you,
send someone

hobi: fine, i'll go
i'm bringing tae
though, he is
your mans, and
idk why you didn't
tell him.

you: because you're
the only one who knows
about this you whore omg

hobi: now i'm actually
worried, i'm omw.

you: you fucking
better be !

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you logged onto secretly

you: are
you guys
here yet, i can't do this
shit alone omgmgmgmg

tae: we are
on our way,
just hang on,
we wanna make
sure hyung gets
there a bit later
than us.

jimin: yea,
i'm down the street though,
no sign of hobi

god: with
the power invested
in me, i shall make sure
hyung is LATE

you: you
being god,
is getting annoying
lol, let's rename

you changed god to president

president: hello,
my name is president
kim namjoon 😎

yoongi: get out

you: oop
jimin is here now.
time to force his
ass to help me clean
up this stupid clutter

tae: good
luck babe

you: imma
need it 💫