Food Fantasy One-Shots

B-52 x Reader

Requested By: Snoweytoes

No One P.O.V.
After closing the restaurant, you and Skewer were cleaning up the restaurant while Jiuniang was helping Toast put some of the ingredients away. By now, most of the Food Souls already knew you and B-52 were dating, but Spicy Gluten, Chocolate, and Skewer wouldn't leave you alone about it, constantly teasing you when you were away from him.

   When the innocent Food Souls were asleep, Spicy Gluten was helping you check the food storages and supplies for any Fallen Angels that could be hiding in barrels or behind flour bags.

"So (Y/N)" she began after looking in an alcohol barrel. "How about I take care of this while you stay with Bifty? That Emotions Chip you gave him makes him act as human as any of us, but humans also have some desires~"

Flashback
"Hey 52! What's these?" Calling him over about a box of chips you found, he walked over and examined them. Most of them contained memories from his past while one of them had a sticker on it that labeled 'Emotion'. After he explained that a red haired man found it next to him when he was found, you suggested putting it back into his arm where it was originally supposed to go. After that he didn't completely change but he did in a way. He acted as normal as a human would and made decisions for himself. A few weeks after, he confessed his love to you which you accepted, and not long after THAT, most of the Food Souls found out, most of which teased you about it.
Flashback End

Blushing, you declined her suggestion, but somehow she managed to force you into the garage where he was working on some tiny robots he liked to build. He didn't seem to notice you, and you just thought fuck it and carefully walked behind him. He was working on a new robot that you couldn't entirely see, but he seemed focused on it, giving you the perfect opportunity to sneak up on him. Once you were behind him, you wrapped your arms around him, surprising him as he jerked his head around. Once he saw that it was you, he softly smiled and turned around.

   "I didn't expect you to come this late," he started, wrapping his arms around your waist. "What about the restaurant?"

With you wrapping your arms around his neck, you leaned in, lips grazing his. "Gluten's cleaning up, and i'd rather see you." With that you both leaned in, lips connecting and moving in sync. Forcing his tongue in your mouth, his tongue danced with yours, and he tasted like his cocktail. When you both parted for air, a string of saliva connected you both, and wiping it away, you looked at the table to see what he was building. There were 4 others similar to it, and upon seeing then you thought-

Looking to where you were facing, he smiled and asked "You like them? I was working of them for awhile."

"They're ugly." You bluntly said with a smirk. Most of his tiny robots were to be honest, and he usually made them for Mooncake since she would try to scare Eggette and the other "kids" of the restaurant.

"They're our children."

"I never said I didn't love them." Managing to get out of his arms, you got closer to the robot in the middle, who seemed to be the weirdest one if them all. You grazed your finger over it's tiny tube connecting it's head to it's body, admiring how weird it was and how old it looked.

   B-52 showed a light smile while you were admiring his creations, as he made them with the sole intention of making you smile after a long day of work. "The one in the middle is named Milo," he chuckled. "He was the first one I made, though I ran out of the parts I used to make him so he looks completely different from his brothers and sister, apart from the rust."

   You practically burst out from laughter after hearing his name. "Milo is such a random name!" You tried to keep it in but every time you looked from B-52 to Milo, it just got harder.

   He blushed from embarrassment and crossed his arms, averting his eyes. "What would you have named him then? Should I re-name him?"

   You felt slightly bad but still found the situation funny. "No no no Milo is fine, he just doesn't look anything like a Milo."

   B-52 looked towards Milo's brother and sister who were next to him, and allowed you to name the rest since Milo took him an hour apparently. You looked towards them and had a thoughtful look on your face, thinking hard about what to name your now newborn children which you just had to have five of. After thinking for a few minutes, you showed a childish grin and looked to your food soul-cyborg lover. "I'll name them-"

    Suddenly Rice flew into the room with great effort, a worried expression on her face. "Queen Conch.... in the... wine cellar with... Aizen and Tan... Tanuki." She always had trouble speaking, and you didn't press her to go faster as you knew she had little soul power. "Spicy Gluten and Skewer trying.... to fight but told... me to go to... you."

   That damned seashell!

   Rising from your position on the table, you sent B-52 to deal with them while you and Rice went to look for Black Tea and Tempura. While Rice went ahead, you placed your unnamed children carefully in a box and put them on a shelf where you felt they would be safest.

Bonus:
Spicy Gluten P.O.V.
   Rice just left for (Y/N), but why do I have to deal with the oyster, drunk bastard and a furry?! Drawing my whip in rage towards Tanuki, (Also Nekomata ELEX just re-named them) rage poured out of me from the fact that it took me a long time to convince Master Attendant to go see her robot, and now they have to come back! "You bastard! You're ruining date night!"

  Ok so i'm finally done with that and i'm trying to bring more stories don't worry and whoever requested that Whiskey x Reader, might take longer than i'd like cuz I don't entirely know his nature other than what Cassata, Pizza, and Cheese describe him as. Anyhow, everyone get ready for another lemon and bai uwu

Word Count: 1094