Nanbaka One Shots

Valentines Day Special

Heyyyyyy, don't kill me please. I know I'm a terrible person and haven't updated this puppy in.... a long time. (January 1 to be exact) So yeah, don't hate me for it.

Anyway, this one shot is Valentine's Day with the inmates and I might do one with the guards but don't count on it. (I'll probably just do Samon unless someone requests one of the others)

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The guards herd all the inmates into one buildings lunchroom.

Because of it being Valentine's Day, they had everyone put into one lunchroom to have a Valentine's Brunch and lots of dessert!

"Look at all this food!!" Rock drools, looking at the buffet.

"Keep your bodily fluids over there." Honey says, crossing his arms.

"How could you not drool over this food! Look at all the dessert!" Nico says, putting his hands on his face.

"It May look good, but it's not enough to drool over." Upa says, annoyance in his voice.

"At least someone's enjoying it." Jyugo looks over at Uno.

"There are no girls to charm and it's Valentine's Day!" He pouts.

"You, charming girls? That's funny." Honey says as they are pushed into their seats.

Everyone settles in as Mitsuru shouts into his microphone.

"We will begin getting food shortly, we're just waiting on one building!" The room goes quiet, everyone looking around.

"This looks like everyone." Trois says, "Unless there is someone who just got here recently."

"I hope it's not a murder." Honey says, smirking back at Uno's terrified face.

Right before everyone starts talking again, a voice rings out through the cafeteria.

"Stop! Let me go! Diesel no!!" Everyone's heads swivel towards the door. Emerging from the door is guard, a girl with her shoulder pressed against the guards chest comes out as well.

She has her hand on his chest as well, her feet straight out to the side as she tries to push back, easily being shoved by the bulky guard.

She turns, her back to his chest, her feet know in front of her, her eyes shut tight as he comes to a stop.

Her eyes shoot open, her e/c eyes scanning the room. Her eyes seeming to get more terrified by the second.

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1st Person
Oh god oh god... you think, scanning the room of men. What's that thing called, testosterones, doesn't it cause them to one up each other when a ladies around? I should have paid attention when I was in school.

"There she is!!" You look up at the man on some sort of contraption. You let your eyes slowly come back down, immediately landing on a group of males with brightly colored hair.

Would they be friendly? Maybe I should seat with them. Maybe they're all gay and will leave me alone.

You take one tentative step forward, and then you speed walk towards the group.

As soon as your over, you take a seat next to a black haired boy with red tips.

"Hi." You say, cringing at your voice through the awkward silence.

"Hey there darling, come around here often." One with a colorful braid says.

"Oh my god Uno, she would never like someone such as yourself." A purple head boy says.

"What makes you think she'd like you more then me?" One with greenish blue hair says.

"Look at your self Trois!" The purple head says. Trois rolls his eyes in response.

"Maybe she likes younger guys like me!" You swivel your head to the boy you're sitting next to you.

"Your argument is irrelevant." A little blue haired boy says.

"And unnecessary." One with black hair and a braid says.

"Do we have to argue right now?" A green haired boy says.

"They're questioning my charming abilities!" The one called Uno says.

"I'm not questioning them! I'm telling you they're not there!" The purple head says.

"Woah, don't get your testosterones in a bunch." You say, growing tired of the argument. "None of you are being anything close to attractive right now. If you want to get a girl, find out what she likes and give it to her."

They all stare at you. You roll your eyes, "Or just continue arguing and forget I said anything."

They all erupt into argument once more.

"But I am single, and love chocolate." You say, putting your chin on your palm and looking up, "If only I had some way to get some."

All the boys are up in an instant, pushing and running over each other to get to the buffet first, leaving you laughing behind them.

Ehhhhhhhh, this was terrible I know. BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY POSTED ON VALENTINES DAY!!! So anyway, since it's been forever, I'm Not Dead, just in case you were wondering. Have a good Valentine's Day and stay single my Pringle's.