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"You seem tense, are you nervous?" Uno asks you, tilting his head whilst laying on his stomach on his bed. You had just been brought into the cell about twenty minutes ago by a very ticked off Hajime who introduced the boys and then promptly left. The inmates of cell 13 had been too starstruck to actually say anything until Uno had spoken up.
"Tense? Nervous?" You glare at the inmate, "I was framed for fucking murder! First degree fucking murder, and you're asking if I'm nervous? Yes, I'm nervous! I'm in a prison in the middle of the goddamn ocean! All I did was steal from a gas station! And I've been convicted for first degree murder, vehicular homicide, and fucking arson!" You drop to the ground with a scream of frustration.
"And now I'm in a jail cell, in a max security prison, with a guy named after a card game, the main character of some low rated TV show," you gesture to Nico, "the bad boy love interest in some coming of age movie," you gesture to Jyugo, "and the sidekick jock in a movie where the main character is an outsider turned popular after getting her hair done," you gesture to Rock.
"Should we say thank you?" Jyugo asks you, scratching his head.
"You think I'm a main character?" Nico squeals, clapping his hands together.
"I always thought I had a nice physique," Rock says, flexing his arm muscles. You let your head fall into your hands with a groan of defeat.
"Come on now," you look up at Uno who's now standing over you, "it's not all bad."
"Really?" You ask, "did you really just say that?"
"Come on," he holds his hand out, "we'll show you around."
"Show me around what? The prison cell?"
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So, not the prison cell. Jyugo actually broke the five of you out of the cell and they literally are giving you a tour. It hasn't been all bad, obviously you're still in prison, but the jail is oddly... nice? Everything seemingly comes crashing down, however, when Hajime's voice is heard from down the abnormally large hall.
"If you don't get your asses back into your cells, I swear on my life," a string of cuss words leaves his mouth as you look at your fellow inmates, wondering what they're planning to do.
"That's our cue," Uno says, grabbing your wrist, "get ready for a wild ride!" The five of you begin to run, and gets absolutely ridiculous from there. You quickly find yourself avoiding the most Hollywood of traps, including giant swinging axes, poisonous darts, and a ton of oversized spiders. Within all this, you find yourself almost... enjoying yourself.
"Watch out!" You hear someone yell, as a glass wall drops from the ceiling between the group, leaving you and Uno on one side and the others on the opposing. The wall cuts the intersection and goes all the way down the hall you all had just been in.
"This is new," Nico says, poking at the glass.
"So is that!" Rock shouts, pointing down the split hallway. You're surprised to find a bunch of orangutans running at them from their side of the hall.
"We'll meet up with you guys in building one!" Jyugo tells you two before the three sprint down the hall, the apes turning the corner after them not too long afterwards. You're pulled away from the scene when you hear what sounds like rushing water. You furrow your brows and look down the split end of your hallway, finding a wave of water coming towards Uno and you.
"Oh shit!" You shout. Uno looks past you at the exclamation, eyes widening.
"Let's go!" He says, quickly sprinting down the separate hallway. You two sprint as fast as you possibly can, but there's no beating water, and you quickly find your feet getting swept out from under you before the wave of water rushes over your head. You're caught completely by surprise, not by the water, but by the fish that slaps you in the face when you're under. As you open your eyes and looks through the blurry water, your surprise becomes greater at the sea animals all around you, also going in the direction the water is pulling.
It's short lived as your arm is suddenly grabbed by Uno saving you from a drain the water is rushing into on the floor. It takes a solid two minutes for the water to fully drain, and when it finally finishes, the last of the water takes the two of you, the drain just shutting before you can go through.
The two of you hit the drain, you on top of Uno. You manage to hover yourself above him so he doesn't take your full body to the chest and when he looks up at you, you start to laugh.
"What the fuck just happened?" You ask, utterly confused and slightly dazed.
"You haven't seen anything yet," Uno grins.
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- note;alright bitches, see you in two months when i finally decide to update again. merry late christmas, hanukah, kwanza, etc.
