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"I'm telling you hyung, she has a problem." Jungkook whispered, sitting next to Namjoon.
"What happened?" Hoseok asked, scooting in to listen too.
"Where is she, by the way?" Jin asked, sipping his coffee.
"Sleeping with Jimin and Yoongi Hyungs. Anyways, she said she had to go bathroom so I let her and she was taking a bit. I thought, hey. Maybe it was the food? But I started to hear drawers opening and closing and I thought maybe-maybe she ran out of toilet paper so I made my way there and when I opened the door, she was on the floor with a razor, just... Cutting her thighs. It took her at least 15 minutes for her to snap out of it. She was crying and apologizing saying she doesn't know what's wrong with her. Hysterics, hyung." Jungkook explained and Hoseok pouted.
"Fuck, I missed that?" He complained and Jin rolled his eyes at Hoseok's complaint.
"So something is a little... amiss." Namjoon smiled gently and bit his lip, "Do we... Do we show her how we deal with that?" Namjoon's wicked grin grew, a shine glazed his eyes.
"She's still not there. We need to pull it out of her fully." Jungkook hummed.
"Maybe if you just pushed her other the edge, she'll like... Reveal herself?" Hoseok suggested.
"Like what?" Jin hummed, sipping his coffee again.
"Oh... I meant The Edge as in the cliff over at-"
"No, Hoseok. You almost died last time you went cliff diving. We aren't letting her do that yet-"
"I only almost died because I jumped wrong!... And that was on purpose too." He rolled his eyes, cutting Jin off.
"Yeah? Well you're not doing it again." Jin said and the front door opened to see Taehyung coming in.
"Did you get the things I asked for?" Jin asked and Taehyung nodded and started taking things out of his pants, jacket, hood and anywhere he can stache things.
"I got... Some muffins, 3 Carrots, Mushrooms, a ginger, 4 potatoes and..." He pulled out a little furry creature from his hood, "A hamster. You can't make me give him back because I stole him supplies like... three weeks ago." Taehyung smiled and Jin rolled his eyes.
"Just don't lose it. The last thing we need is Namjoon freaking out how another lost bet ate his books."
"That was a rough time," Tae agreed, nodding.
"Oh hey, How'd that execution go last night?" Namjoon asked.
"Pretty good, bastard got what was coming for him." Jin said, pouring a bit more sugar into the coffee.
"What happened?" Jungkook asked, watching Taehyung play with the hamster.
"Tore out 4 molars, two fingers, left him two toes, set one of his legs on fire, gave him rreeeaaalllyyy bad acid and let him watch shoelaces on the ground. He thought they were snakes. We really did a number on him, cuts, carvings, decapitation. Yoongi was really having fun." Jin talked about it like he was telling them how to grow a garden.
"How'd you kill him?" Tae asked, giving the hamster a piece of carrot.
"Well I thought that Yoongi had finally done it when he cut his dick off-"
"HE WHAT?" Jungkook screamed, shocked that his hyung, whom he had known for years now had done something like that.
"Yeah, i was surprised too!" Jin nodded, agreeing with Jungkook, "But, I guess he just fainted. It wasn't until Yoongi stabbed him in the mouth, right to the back of his throat, then he died." Jin nodded.
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Flaw in the System
FanfictionShe has 8 moons on her wrist. So do they. 🎭trigger warning 🎭soulmate!au 🎭gang!au
